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post basic bitch

Acronym is pbb, (also known as privileged basic bitch). The basic bitch has evolved to a level where she thinks she can escape stereotyping. She's wrong. The post basic bitch may:
buy room decor from urban outfitters
listen to kygo
be upper middle class white
like weed but not hard drugs (might try molly once at ezoo)
have tumblr
wear brandy mellvile
use afterlight for editing
workout in nike frees
own a canada goose
have had ombre hair summer 2012
have a cartilage piercing
like astrology
aspire to have one tattoo on wrist or ribs
want to study abroad in Europe
have “good vibes” anything
lovee juice bars
instagram their brunch
<3 avocado toast
go to soul cycle
“love food”
be a vegetarian for 3 months
ask for a polaroid for christmas
use disposable cameras
have string lights in room
wear free people
have gone to/ is going to ultra/ezoo/edc
have a triangl bikini
own mirrored sunglasses
frequent uber user
recently set up soundcloud
have a “chill vibes” playlist on Spotify
say “baii”
drink fiji/smart/boxed water
drink vita coco coconut water
"lovee winnnne"
Rebecca: "Mena is such a post basic bitch- she's wearing a Canada goose and drinking coconut water"
Saria: "Yeah, did you see her new mirrored sunglasses?"
by xoxoxoxoxoxx March 16, 2015
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Green Tea Bitch

A trope female character type popularized in Chinese internet novels, a Green Tea Bitch is a female character who appears calm, kind, innocent, or charming on the surface, but is actually intelligent, cunning, and calculating underneath, usually for the purposes of manipulating others into giving them gain.

Some common traits include:
Revenge as a primary motive for the manipulative behavior
Often uses their skill to win over difficult or villainous characters
Presenting themselves as wronged in order to garner sympathy, or purposefully allowing their enemies to harm them, in order to make the enemy lose ground
An ability to flip arguments and intelligently talk their way out of accusations or repercussions
Usually the main character
Often has special or secret knowledge (such as in an isekai or rebirth novel), or else has a very high EQ allowing her to read people.
Common for 'villainess-turned-good' characters
If she has/had a job, it is most commonly as an actress

Usually written to be likable to readers

Related to the White Lotus Flower/White Lotus Bitch, which is a similar female character type, in that an innocent face is presented to the world while hiding bad intentions. The distinguishing trait between the two tends to be the level of intelligent calculation, with Green Tea Bitches seen as the more smart and scheming of the two.
Feilu knew the answer to the puzzle, but pretended not to know, asking guiding questions until Nianxi thought she solved it herself. Delighted with her smart and helpful little sister, Nianxi decided to ask the Emperor to allow Feilu to attend the royal academy. "That's our green tea bitch!"-a reader in the comments.
by askite January 22, 2021
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Bad Ass Bitch

A bad ass bitch is a female who will not take any bullshit from ANYONE. A Bad Ass Bitch is a women who is strong, Gorgeous, smart,and funny. If a Bad Ass Bitch encounters someone who is talking slick out they mouth she will put them in their place. Bad Ass Bitches DO NOT give a fuck who you are they will fix you up.
Other girls; "You see that girl right there. She's a Bad Ass Bitch so dont mess with her. She's gorgeous and will put you in your place. Watch out"
by 💥Baddie💥 February 26, 2019
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mazel tov, bitch

i.e. getting one-upped by someone

Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.
by I am a happy guy September 14, 2009
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bitches go mad

An expression used to express temporary insanity experienced by women in response to an event or stimuli, most of the time pleasurable.
Guy number 1: Have you heard of the studded lifestyle condoms?

Guy number 2: Hell yeah! Bitches go mad over that stuff!
by stranger_in_the_night August 17, 2008
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Goofy Ass Bitch

A person who does or says stupid shit
or a funny person
Ex #1

Shawntae: You go to Judi house last nigh for that party
Mehgan: Man fuck that goofy ass bitch

Ex #2
Devin: Girl, I sucked DaeShawn dick so hard last night it went *pop* and came clean off
Hanna: Haha you a goofy ass bitch
by Girlbyebooandhello May 23, 2013
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dumb bitch energy

when a person exudes dumb energy, when they make dumb or stupid decisons constantly
eliza just asked out her ex, shes using dumb bitch energy again
by zero the dero September 4, 2018
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