Pillow sex

When you shove a prostitute's face into a pillow till she sufficates. Then fuck her corpse. Because prostitute's never love you when they're alive. You sad bitch

After pillow sex, you can take the money from the prostitute so you get sex for free. And make sure to look in places for the money you wouldn't expect them to be, like in her bra, pussy or her bitch manager's pants.

by Hyphen_ July 4, 2020

homemade sex doll

the sex doll which is produced after months of saving up one's shit and then sculpting it into the shape of a woman. the doll is usually destroyed while making love to it for the first time because of its delicate nature. the user of the doll will usually contract many diseases from the experience.

hey man, i finished my homemade sex doll this morning, im going home for a root!

by stia-styles July 29, 2007

Suprise Sex

.....just think about it...say it again to your self...think....think...if you still didn't get it...its just a nice way of saying...RAPE..thats all it is..

The Predator awaits behind a bush watching a 11teen year-old girl walking down the side walk towards the bush. The Predator thinks, "oh i'm gonna give her some SUPRISE SEX and its going to be good, maybe not for her, but no doubt i'll enjoy it."

by Your friendly Half Black Half Filipino DUDE August 28, 2004

Jello-sex

When two very jiggly/obese people have sex, making a jello effect of their fat.

Damn, did you see those fatty's having sex? That was some nasty ass jello-sex!

by Fang Banger August 7, 2011

ball sex

1. a male inserting his testicles into a vagina, anus, or other orifice commonly used for sexual stimulation

2. similar to tit-fucking, wrapping the testicles around the shaft of your partner's penis, or your own, and simulating sex.

My genital herpes were acting up last night, so my girl and I had ball sex instead.

by HankMoody( *)(* ) March 31, 2012

cigar sex

cigarsex is the process of adding cigars, monocles, top hats and other pieces of fanciness to images of people through means of mspaint. It started off as images of babies and has since matured to include any person. It is a meme that originated on encyclopediadramatica forums, aka EDF2: Electric Boogaloo.

Beefrave started a cigar sex thread. EVERYONE POST CIGARSEX.

by armucat December 18, 2012

yolo sex

Intercourse preformed under no consideration of any possible consequences (usually preformed by males)

Overweight

Unattractive
Ex's

Married
Best friends
Best friends partner

(one does not have to shout Yolo before, during, or after for it to be considered Yolo sex. One must simply just not care)

Example 1
Jim: Dude wtf that was my girlfriend

Jerry: my bad she wanted it
Jim: imma beat your ass
Jerry: worth it

Example 2
Todd: dude you were so drunk you fucked a fat chick
Dave: I know man, last night I didn't give a duck
Todd: that's some yolo sex right there

by thesexanator December 8, 2013