sucks gorilla butt

an expression to be used when something just, like, totally sucks big time...

saw my ex-GF sipping an iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte at the mall today with my replacement, Brad, that total jerk-off... she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes... just like she used to do with me... and then I realized that I was still so totally in love with her... talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! I nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall...

that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...

by zeeh June 3, 2013

Banana-Butt Rascal Ride

When a old man is riding his rascal wheelchair around waiting for the perfect young man to try to lure with his multicontained pipe, 5 hour energy and a surprise banana that he definetly couldnt have pulled it out of his jeans pocket, that only could be meant for you to sit on while he gives you an exciting ride on his rascal.

I was walking down the road when i saw this old man in a rascal wheel chair which only meant one thing, BANANA-BUTT RASCAL RIDES!!!

by ChiSeaPeaChi March 16, 2024

Butt Pirate

A man who pretends to ve heterosexual when he is really low key being a "bottom" in man/man sexual activity.

OMG! I feel so awful! My best friend just found out her baby daddy, "Shane", is a butt pirate!!

by That Btch September 27, 2022

Butt Whoke

Easier way to call someone an asshole when your parents are around you.

Emily- Brittni,your a butt whoke!!
Brittni's Mom-what does that mean?
Brittni- It means silly, duh

by Coolicles January 8, 2009

national send your homeboy a butt pic

‘national send your homeboy a butt pic’ just as it sounds doesn’t matter if your a guy or a girl do it

‘hey what day is it?’

‘august 7th, also known as national send your homeboy a butt pic’

by pillsbury doughwoman August 1, 2024

Butt-Cuss

(1.)The act of farting. (2.)Farting In such an unspeakable manner.

or (3.)farting very loudly in a quiet environment.

1. dude whats that smell? i just let out a Butt-Cuss! ahhhh sick!!!!one11!1!!11eleven!1

2. I told you its unspeakable.

3. kid 1 "(butt cussing loudly)" librarian "shhh no butt cussing in the library! you fail at life! now take you pants off and bend over!"

by thebuttholeM4st3r July 3, 2009

butt-racking

The act of putting spray paint cans and markers up your butt and walking out the hardware store. This is an effective way to rack spray cans and other graffiti materials.

Chamoy: Hey Flom, Wanna go butt-racking?
Flom: Yeah, they won’t expect it.

by Benjamin Xavier Rodriguez October 3, 2025