Fainting sex

Where you have sex for days and days at one time and you get so exhausted that you has out.

Ever have fainting sex?

by Judge dredd7 June 9, 2011

sleepwalk sex

When someone has sex with somebody else while sleepwalking, and usually doesn't even know that they did it.

Dude, John slept over my house last night, and he gave it to me up the ass at 1 a.m. while muttering something about trees!
Ahh, so he had sleepwalk sex with you?
Yup.

by Nirvana_Girl July 26, 2011

runescape sex

A yard-stick by which terrible sex is measured.

However some members of the Nerd and Geek Communities may have actual RuneScape sex. However noone actually admits to it outside of a joke.

I had sex with a big black sweaty black chick last night. It was almost as good as RuneScape Sex.

by Steve Earwig March 7, 2012

Ex-sex

n. The totally wrong but nearly universal phenomenon of fucking your Ex out of desperation, familiarity and/or pure poisonous hatred. (see: Hatefucking). Most common in the first dark six months after a breakup, and always trailed by feelings of self-loathing.

She would show up at my door after closing time at the strip club for months after we ended it, and I just couldn't resist the twisted appeal of sweaty rough ex-sex

by saint_adventure October 13, 2014

skittle sex

When a girl puts skittles in her pussy and the guy starts taking them out with his tongue.

"Did you and Kenzie have skittle sex?"
"Fuck yea I did!"

by Cheese Rios December 22, 2014

Urban sex-ed

when the virgin admins of urban dictionary reject your new definition, which is just something funny or odd because it doesn't excite thier small flacid inexperienced penises

Oh hey man I googled that word you said, couldn't find it

Yeah too bad urban dictionary mods didn't upload it cause it didnt appeal to a 15 year old virgin's mentality

Now that's Urban sex-ed

by Urban-small-dick-admins May 6, 2014

Mid-sex Text

When you're having sex with a girl and she finds it so unsatisfactory that she starts replying to texts mid-sex.

"Awh dude how'd your date go last night?"
"Not good, she pulled a mid-sex text on me"
"Really, that bad?"

by Shebesta16 May 7, 2015