Pull an Avjohn

The act of abandoning friends or family members and lying, manipulating, or gaslighting them. They tend to bail on extremely important plans and events. They say they will complete something or be there for you and then mysteriously stop picking up calls when it is time, a perfect example of their frequent bailing condition. An individual that "pulls an Avjohn" never admits that they are wrong or that they lied even though strong evidence is present to support the victims. These malicious individuals nap to pass time and procrastinate. People who "pull an Avjohn" tend to be loved, so these people are difficult to be upset at.

Jimmy "pulled an Avjohn", but I expected him to so I am not too sad about it.

Of course, I expected you to "pull an Avjohn", you never fail to do so.

by dirtychild666 April 21, 2022

Tractor Pulling

A fun and challenging sexual activity involving two men. One man inserts his penis inside his partner's anus. The catcher than clenched his anus as tight as humanly possible as the pitcher drags him around the fraternity house.

Hey bro, did you see Chad and Larry tractor pulling last night? They set a new house record of 17 meters. It was fucking epic!

by Dingus Flap McChode July 26, 2017

pulled a damian

When a white guy thinks that white people experience racism the same way black people do.

Person: ew ur white
White person: ew ur black
Innocent bystander: this mf white guy just pulled a damian

by the watcher 38 December 20, 2021

pulling a paula

when someone ghosts you for three days or more

Pulling a Paula is when you have a super great conversation with a girl and then she decides to stop texting you all of a sudden. Usually used in a lesbian relationship.

Hey Arcadia, how’s that girl you’ve been taking to? Oh yeah I don’t wanna talk about it, she pulled a Paula.

by gaygeorgewashington December 17, 2018

Pulling-Musselman

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.

An Example of somebody Pulling-Musselman is below...

Steve:i think i will get the waffles

Jeff: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Jeff: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Steve: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Jeff: Dude, you are totally Pulling a Musselman

by HungerStriker July 8, 2011

Pulling a squidward

When so many drugs have been consumed that the participant loses all control of their hands and arms and all movments start resembling a squid.

I think you've had enough Martin you are already pulling a squidward

by STELIO. KONTOS. August 22, 2019

pulling a jizzy

pulling a jizzy is the act of pushing over your sister and aggressively cumming on them

"Yo lets go pull a jizzy on jessica"

"I think we shouldn't be pulling a jizzy on her"

by gayfrig August 9, 2022