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saved by zero

The excrutiating pain of being raped by a hungry grizzly bear.
"You look horrible today!"
"I know. I couldn't sleep at all. I was having nightmares about Saved By Zero all night."
by John Dago March 31, 2009
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Day Zero

When a country registers not even one local, foreign, or imported case of corona infection or death.
When a vaccine became available, how long would most developed countries have to wait before they’d celebrate Day Zero?
by MathPlus November 11, 2020
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social zero

(Noun) A person who is unpopular, but has a few trusted friends that they have known for a long time . Always hangs out with the same person every day at break and lunch. This term is used to describe an unpopular high schooler. Also ranks at the bottom of the popularity list.
Girl 1: Aww I feel really sorry for the girl who always eats lunch with the same person.
Girl 2: Oh you mean the social zero?
by jillyjank October 20, 2010
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Ground Zero

The close proximity around a person who has just expelled exceedingly unpleasant gases from their anal passage. Also the site of splashdown while offloading previous meals into the toilet.
"I'd give it five minutes mate, it's Ground Zero in there."

"Oh god, sorry mate, it's Ground Zero in my pants" (wafts in colleagues' face)
by RhythmJunky April 4, 2009
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king zero flipout

a dumbass kid who likes to use the words 'ghey' and 'owned' to their maximum capacity. He wants to be a ninja, but just ends up giving into his urges for pirate style ass sex.
king zero should die.
by tyler March 5, 2004
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Strategic Zero

A strategic zero is an incomplete or zero (percent) taken on a project/homework assignment so that if an individual has a limited number of lates, they can be used on larger, more important assignments/projects. This is usually done in high school.
Teacher Fred: Aren't you going to use up a late on that unimportant yet time-consuming math project?

Minny: No, I think I'll take a strategic zero. Thank-you for the suggestion though.
by Mookie Eleanor January 12, 2009
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Blind Dub Zero

This is a legal move in Oxon Hill Spades where you can not only play a hand blind for zero books, but you can also double it.
"Don't give me that look, cock-gobbler. I said I want to go blind dub zero and you're gonna write that shit down right now before I stomp you out, steal your slurpee and throw you in the road for three different cars to run over."
by Ultimastrike October 17, 2004
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