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Human Wind Tunnel

The act of farting while simultaneously taking a rip from a bong.
The room fell silent as Becka filled the chamber of her bong with thick, white smoke. As she cleared it in one breath, she let out a thunderous fart that sent her friends into fits of laughter as they bore witness to the Human Wind Tunnel.
by spacehead74 September 14, 2020
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Cheeks to the wind

Cheeks to the wind describes the act of a woman going to the toilet outside. Aptly named because of the fact that your butt cheeks are literally exposed to all the elements as you squat in the least ladylike manner.
‘Yo where’s J-Lo?’
‘She’s behind that car, cheeks to the wind
‘Jeez dude it’s snowing
by Candyshaft October 28, 2020
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wind sports

Farting on or being farted on for sexual pleasure.
I thought we were just going to do some wind sports but he followed through.
by templehoffer October 26, 2012
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winding the watch

A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...
by tackonator May 29, 2012
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Trolley Wind Chill Factor

The wind-chill factor that one calculates at night as they ride the trolley down to the BART station in San Francisco. People who usually do this are brave for enduring such temperatures and like to place their cold fingers on your neck.
(On the Trolley)
E: Hey, do you want to sit down.

R: No it's ok, I'll just stand.

E: Okay, while you're out there can you calculate the Trolley Wind Chill Factor for me??

R: (stink eye)
by candycrazee October 14, 2011
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wind-rowed

a term used by tornado damage fanatics to describe how a house is thrown by a tornado in rapid speeds. this plays into Weather Porn, it does look pretty cool when an american house turns into confetti, shredded like paper.
"The house was completely wind-rowed and granulated.
by MartianSupremacist October 10, 2023
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booty wind

when someone walks past you and their ass stinks, and you can still smell it seconds later
girl 1: bro u can still smell his booty wind
girl 2: yea he needs a shower man
by carti_thegreatest96 December 30, 2023
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