self-deprecatulation

People who use social media to humbly boast about their accomplishments.

Facebook or Twitter postings: "Opening for the Crosby, Stills, and Nash concert was totally humbling." "I have a Facebook friend who is always dropping names in a self-deprecatulating way." Self-deprecatulation is a common theme in social media today.

by Vidiot777 May 04, 2015

Self-Tracker

The Internet had long ago turned navel-gazing into an international pastime, but self-tracking takes the self-absorption to a new level. Using elaborate graphs, pie charts, websites and newer technologies, self-trackers catalogue everything in their lives, sometimes with no clear result.

Self-tracker.
Self-trackers like Messina and Evans could spend hours online, charting, analyzing, tracking. Life as a series of pure, distilled data points, up for interpretation.
—Monica Hesse, "Bytes of Life," The Washington Post, September 9, 2008

by Ezaa March 21, 2009

self celebrate

to "celebrate" by yourself. masterbate. a method of safe sex and celebacy

How many of you self celebrated on Love Day? Sometimes I don't have the time, so I self celebrate.

by jmscisco February 22, 2009

self wash

While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands

I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash

by jagwaggin March 07, 2011

self compliments

Someone that finds way to compliment themselves often

self compliments by Janie , typically take up 6 of her 8 hours at work. She loves telling everyone how awesome she is in every shape or form

by Shellbell March 30, 2016

Self-Jocking

To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.

Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.

by Kirkury October 23, 2020

Self Helpochondriac

Someone who reads self-help books and diagnoses themselves with every possible mental health issue or condition, real or imagined.

I just got done reading "Codependent No More" and I am the POSTER CHILD for codependecy!

I just read "I'm OK, You're OK," and I am SO NOT OK!!!"

Oh no, I think I'm turning into a Self Helpochondriac!

by JRaye February 08, 2011