a pathetic attempt at marketing yet another random day of the year. only this one makes both singles and couples feel like shit. if your single you get to watch others parade around with hearts and balloons while feeling lonely and worthless. if your in a relationship you have the obligation of spending yet more money on a ridiculous day and are supposed to act happy for the useless waste of money your partner has gotten for you. either way, valentines day was made for capitalism, not love.
valentines day bf: hey man wat did u get ur girl?
single guy: nothin i get to walk around feeling lonely all day.
valentines day bf: well at least you dont gotta waste your overtime money with a smile on your face.
single guy: true man, true.
single guy: nothin i get to walk around feeling lonely all day.
valentines day bf: well at least you dont gotta waste your overtime money with a smile on your face.
single guy: true man, true.
by multipersonthought March 3, 2011
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but once you get to know her she is as
"shady as a fucking tree"
and she will also complain alot until you get tired of her
and mooch off you until you get sick and tired of it.
She will also lead you around trying to mess with your mind and emotions until you are broken
mentally physically and emotionally.
but once you get to know her she is as
"shady as a fucking tree"
and she will also complain alot until you get tired of her
and mooch off you until you get sick and tired of it.
She will also lead you around trying to mess with your mind and emotions until you are broken
mentally physically and emotionally.
Dude 1: i saw your girl with another dude!!!
Dude 2: Damn she better not being pulling a valentina!!
Dude 1: dude this girl i like only goes to me when she wants something from me....
dude 2: Dang i hope isnt doing a valentina....
Chick 1: I saw "so and so" with a boyfriend last week and has another one this week
Chick 2: ooooooh i hope she isnt a valentina
Dude 2: Damn she better not being pulling a valentina!!
Dude 1: dude this girl i like only goes to me when she wants something from me....
dude 2: Dang i hope isnt doing a valentina....
Chick 1: I saw "so and so" with a boyfriend last week and has another one this week
Chick 2: ooooooh i hope she isnt a valentina
by WOAH-OH-OH-AH-AH-OH-OH-AAAA-AH December 19, 2012
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A day for couples to be giddyy in love, and single people to be depressed. Also used to scam people outta their money for cards, flowers, and other gifts.
A day for couples to be giddyy in love, and single people to be depressed. Also used to scam people outta their money for cards, flowers, and other gifts.
Single: Tomorrow's Valentines Day? Damn.
Dating: Oh, good! Tomorrow is Valentines Day! Chocolates? Check. Flowers? Check. Giant pink bear? Check.
Dating: Oh, good! Tomorrow is Valentines Day! Chocolates? Check. Flowers? Check. Giant pink bear? Check.
by HATERR. February 14, 2010
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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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by TaqtoQat January 31, 2009
Get the Valentinesdaysis mug.The act of accepting a previously denied date, once one realizes he or she will be alone on Valentine's Day.
Man 1:"Did you see Shane and David are going out? I thought she hated the guy,"
Man 2:"Yeah, an obvious case of valentine's despair.
Man 2:"Yeah, an obvious case of valentine's despair.
by Cyaspy March 1, 2011
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