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butt turkey

A random insult or exclamation used when something happens that just bursts your bubble or makes your blood boil.
When you play Pokemon and you use Vulpix and your enemy sends out Marill and it uses water gun and you're like "OH YOU FUCKING BUTT TURKEY!!! ><'" It really gets on your nerves.
by omg_i_luv_2_eet_monkey_shit November 5, 2006
mugGet the butt turkeymug.

turkey sandwich

1.Pure awesome palced between two pre-sliced slices of bread.
2.Sandwich type that is the best. Decided in the great "Turkey Ham war"
Ham sucks.-----------------------It really does.
Turkey was only declined as Americas National bird because if it was, how could we eat it in turkey sandwich form?
mugGet the turkey sandwichmug.

turkey skipper

People and businesses who skip any sort of decoration for Thanksgiving and go straight to Christmas season after Halloween ends. It becomes worse every year.
Mom it's a shame these turkey skippers don't decorate for Thanksgiving. ERRRRRRRR turkey skippers!
by aaliyadawn November 26, 2014
mugGet the turkey skippermug.

turkey booger

" Damn, you got a turkey booger. I ain't hitting that shit again ."
by Dfgggjjk October 31, 2017
mugGet the turkey boogermug.

Turkey Nuzzling

Rubbing one's penis against a middle aged woman's turkey neck to reach climax.
When I started dating older women I expected them to be more experienced, I did not know that they were into turkey nuzzling.
by Corn Hungis June 17, 2018
mugGet the Turkey Nuzzlingmug.

Turkey Tugging

Sometimes when you miss chunks of poop with the toilet paper when u wipe and it dries.. then during your next anal draining you notice dry chunks of poop stuck to your asshole hairs and you start tugging at them but they're hard to catch like turkeys
My asshole hurts because i was turkey tugging hard last night
by blackdynamite5454 April 19, 2011
mugGet the Turkey Tuggingmug.

Turkey Bacon

A false representation of the proper use of cured pork belly using feathered flightless avian
This turkey bacon came from a bird that cannot fly. If it can't fly honestly it can't honestly be bacon
by Kintock November 2, 2017
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