triton hammer

A clevis or shackle misused as a hammer. Also refers to the flagrant misuse of a critical handtool or piece of equipment as a hammer, due to the mental retardation of the user.

Those two retards are using a triton hammer to try to move that truck.

by Luvs2spooge November 29, 2014

Pump The Hammer

When you're good at jacking off.

Austin is about 6 inches and he knows how to pump the hammer!

by Austannibal January 27, 2012

Chase Hammer

Hottie

Look its a chase hammer

by Daddy uwu dad March 9, 2022

The Akron hammer

Lebrons dick

Guy 1. did you see the Akron hammer got leaked
Guy 2. What??

by Pe do file June 8, 2022

Cashmere Hammer

Soft penis, that has the feel of cashmere. Like a sweater.

“Yo my dick game be way strong. I’ve got that cashmere hammer”

by The Cashmere Hammer January 29, 2022

hammered hat

An invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. It is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.

After a long night at the local dive bar Anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.

by Randolph The Great April 25, 2014

Beef Hammered

The act of taking your fat juicy shlong and using it to pack 80% lean beef into a woman’s anus. You will be finished your mission when perfectly formed patties emerge from her mouth from all the force of you beef hammering her asshole.

I beef hammered your moms anus into oblivion last night.

by meatmuncher12 July 18, 2020