Midgets that can cast magical spells and cause everyday coincidences. They hide behind vending machines and newsstands.
by Auggy-poo July 30, 2011
"Sloot Magic" - a slang term referring to the ability of a woman to transform her physical appearance into one of far greater sexual appeal via makeup and/or promiscuous clothing.
You - "Damn, she's looking fine tonight bro!"
Your bro - "Don't be fooled by her sloot magic, she's a drunk 5 at best.."
Your bro - "Don't be fooled by her sloot magic, she's a drunk 5 at best.."
by flapjacks937 December 30, 2015
The act of vigerously but yet soothingly beating someone who is currently agititating you, whilst carrying out the act both arms are repeatedly thrusted at the arm and/or chest of the magic mike reciever
by Deletusfeetus December 02, 2019
You try to do the magical disappear behind bedsheet trick but you still stand there when it falls and then you tell the other person you’re not there anymore and that they’re probably mental like you always tried to tell them
A: „I still see you“
B: „im not here… I just disappeared by using an old magic trick. Told you you’re a crazy bitch, believe me now? Or do you REALLY think magical gaslighting exists, weirdo?“
A: „damn how could I not have seen that he was right all those years“
B: „im not here… I just disappeared by using an old magic trick. Told you you’re a crazy bitch, believe me now? Or do you REALLY think magical gaslighting exists, weirdo?“
A: „damn how could I not have seen that he was right all those years“
by Palpatina January 16, 2022
by Harrisons_Mom September 24, 2014
Magical Plants are what you put in your bong to get baked as fuck. You call them magical plants so if your parents over here you, you can pretend that your talking about Jack and the beanstalk. If your fucking retarded and haven't caught on magical plants are weed.
by Jstu April 15, 2018
The one muscle in every woman that has the magical ability to captivate and control any man of any caliber. This muscle is medically referred to as, "vagina"
Rusty was doing great, business was booming, life was going his way, and then he met Sally and she flexed that ol Magic Muscle. Now Rusty's broke and no one ever sees him.
by MrMoose69 July 01, 2022