Louisiana taco

Getting any kind of hot sauce on or in a vagina, which, interestingly, makes the pussy wetter even though it burns. You could also have hot sauce or buffalo wing sauce residue on your fingers or in your mouth and then you finger or go down on a woman, making her pussy burn.

My booty call came over last night after I ate nuclear wings, and I gave her a Louisiana taco by fingering her before washing off my hands. Her snatch burned, but she was wetter than a nun in a cucumber patch. Next time I’ll just douse her pussy with Tabasco instead of lube and pound away.

by tonymarc March 18, 2011

stuffed taco

A womans vagina with a penis inserted in it

I had sex with Mary the other night and she had a great stuffed taco. I stuffed her taco

by Cramerica Industries January 4, 2007

Taco Vender

A mexican who serves tacos out of a vending cart.

Julio can be seen every day pedaling his taco cart up to the contruction site. Everyone sees Julio, and knows the mexican has arrived with the burrito supremes.

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

crusty taco

To spread your ass cheeks and sit on a victim’s face, ensuring your sphincter is directly on their lips, and then farting. This is usually done while the victim is sleeping or passed out.

Mike couldn’t handle his liquor, so when he passed out, I gave him a crusty taco.

by hamannbacon December 22, 2005

yoit taco

when the massive load of cum causes one's lips to become sealed shut with gewy-stickyness after performing the act of fellatio.

i gave this hobo a yoit taco the other day that left him speechless for days.

by blumpkinboychaps April 3, 2009

orange taco

amber....someone who spray tans there vagina!

Wow that girl had an orange taco.

by Chelsea Kasey Kelly October 24, 2008

Taco Suit

A taco suit is a suit in the form of a taco. Adam T. Siska of The Academy Is... has worn one due to William Beckett's (homosexual)demands in a Tai TV episode.

william beckett: "let's have sisky.. walking down the street. let's have him in a taco suit."

*ten minutes later*

sisky: "i've had it with this shit! i quit, i'm done with tai tv!"
william: "you can't do that."
sisky: "just watch me. *takes off taco suit* eat taco, you bastards. *throws taco suit at william and chiz*"

by santi<3 August 19, 2008