trumpatized

when you simultaneously are outraged at injustice, saddened by hate, and laughing at stupidity.

Eric read the latest executive order and immediately felt trumpatized.
The latest press conference left Sandy feeling trumpatized.

by revfish February 3, 2017

Trump Golf

The art of lying about anything on the golf course

Trump: I had a hole-in-one today
Ivanka: You didn't play golf today daddy
Trump: I had 3 hole-in-ones today and one was on a par 6 and it skipped through the water before it hit a democrat in the head going through his brain and went in the hole
Ivanka: So you played Trump Golf again!

by Urban humor August 24, 2017

Trump Bomb

Plastic and nonfunctioning.

The president is just like a trump bomb - fake, and doesn't work.

by GHETTOBILLY October 26, 2018

Trumptardation

A mental deficiency which causes the afflicted to suffer from a complete inability to tell the truth or even know the truth from fiction, opinion or fantasy. A state of willful dis-association from reality.

An entire group of people suffer from Trumptardation to the detriment of all humans.

by Arch Angel Michael/Azrael April 11, 2019

trumptarded

Describing something so idiotically stupid that it could only have been done by the mediocre reality TV star and five-time bankruptcy champion currently wasting oxygen in the White House.

Taking a dangerous malaria medication in order to prevent coronavirus is seriously trumptarded. What in the f**k's wrong with you?

by Vasectimus May 22, 2020

Bloody Trumpet

N: Fellatio from the girl you had intercourse with while she was on the rag.

Good God, what's on Rebecca's face? Crap, did she give Eddie a bloody trumpet again?!

by Austin Pealy June 18, 2014

Dick Trumpet

An obnoxious individual with a swollen ego and a bad case of verbal diarrhoea.

I hear that Donald Trump's wig is made from the shaved pelt of the magical lion Aslan. It has a mystical power that turns the wearer into a complete and utter dick trumpet

by Noddy VanWinkle May 23, 2016