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hit the switch by kam75xx July 17, 2023

The Sister Switch (T.S.S)

The sister switch also know as the roomate switch because it applies to roomates and sisters. You find out your girlfriend’s sister/roomate is the more desireable one and you want to switch. How you do it is you suggest a threesome with the sister/roomate to your girlfriend and she is so appauled by the idea she kicks you out. She later vents about to the other and she is secretly flattered why giving fake sympathy. You wait until you girlfriend is at work and you call the sister/roomate. You get past the awkwardness then you ask her out.

There is an alternate scenario where your girlfriend is into it and the sister/roomate is too. In this case you either are very lucky or offered to aide in incest where you are expected to decline.
S6 EP12 of Seinfeld Jerry attempts The Sister Switch (T.S.S) with his girlfriends roomate and gets offered threesome and declines because he’s secretly gay.

tap the switch 

To shoot a gun with a switch
Person 1: “bruhhh look rell finna tap the switch at them cdg niggas”

Person 2: “Damnnn”
tap the switch by TrillJ9 January 14, 2024

angry light switch

A small penied man unable to do the heli-cockter looking more like an angry light switch.
I can't really do a heli-cockter it comes off looking more like an angry light switch.
angry light switch by Bazinga92 February 19, 2024

I'm a switch!

Person: I'm a switch!
Your a bottom
I'm a switch! by FlutterVaporeon February 22, 2024

Pink N Switch 

When, in a football game/bedroom/house of horrors you slip a pinky in their asshole and you can see an audibly sigh of enjoyment and then you immediately switch in the thumb, right to the back half. At this point there is either an added level of enjoyment, or more likely pain.
You should have seen me last night. I did the old pink n switch and she fucken dropped to the ground in a puddle of blood and shit. It was a fucken classic!
Pink N Switch by Therterkerjerbs April 11, 2024