national skate switch day 

When you skate you skate switch instead the entire day.

Did you know today is national skate switch day? You have to skate switch now!

national skate switch day by 123545 October 9, 2022

Throw the switch 

Def 1; To do something that is certain to cause your own death. To commit suicide.

Def 2; To start a car, a boat or any other motorvehicle.

Def 3; To suddenly initiate legal action after a long cooling off period.

Def 4; To die, especially suddenly - to throw the dead man switch.

Def 1; Michael threw the switch last night. His sister found him this morning.

Def 2; Time to throw the switch, we gotta get back to Philadelphia in time for the Thanksgiving at my brothers house.

Def 3; I heard Thomas is now getting sent to jail by his ex Trish. Turns out Trish threw the switch on him. He thought he got away with putting up all that revenge porn online. I guess he's screwed now.

Def 4; My old pop threw the switch today. He had a major stroke while cooking dinner with his wife.

Throw the switch by Rubrat November 2, 2022

bust a switch

break out into a sudden rage and anger in response to something. Often used as a threat.

"if you tap that pen again mate, imma bust a switch"

bust a switch by kcanz January 17, 2023

hit the switch

to start a car

Yo hit the switch nigger...

hit the switch by kam75xx July 17, 2023

The Sister Switch (T.S.S)

The sister switch also know as the roomate switch because it applies to roomates and sisters. You find out your girlfriend’s sister/roomate is the more desireable one and you want to switch. How you do it is you suggest a threesome with the sister/roomate to your girlfriend and she is so appauled by the idea she kicks you out. She later vents about to the other and she is secretly flattered why giving fake sympathy. You wait until you girlfriend is at work and you call the sister/roomate. You get past the awkwardness then you ask her out.

There is an alternate scenario where your girlfriend is into it and the sister/roomate is too. In this case you either are very lucky or offered to aide in incest where you are expected to decline.

S6 EP12 of Seinfeld Jerry attempts The Sister Switch (T.S.S) with his girlfriends roomate and gets offered threesome and declines because he’s secretly gay.

The Sister Switch (T.S.S) by uvogin August 23, 2023

tap the switch 

To shoot a gun with a switch

Person 1: “bruhhh look rell finna tap the switch at them cdg niggas”

Person 2: “Damnnn”

tap the switch by TrillJ9 January 14, 2024

angry light switch

A small penied man unable to do the heli-cockter looking more like an angry light switch.

I can't really do a heli-cockter it comes off looking more like an angry light switch.

angry light switch by Bazinga92 February 19, 2024