Scringe

Someone who is super cringe

Smitty: If you don't get it in, you're scringe!

by Czechoslovakia Yugoslavia November 22, 2022

scringlo

That feeling you get when you step in a puddle with socks on. Can also be used to describe something cute but in a slightly off-putting way, synonymous with scrungly and scrunkly.

I was wearing Air Jordans when I stepped in a puddle. I felt the feeling of scringlo coursing through my nerves as my socks were soaked. While I was still wearing Air Jordans. "I ruined my AJ's," I thought to myself.

by WalterX_XWhite777 November 28, 2022

springlesmot

Burping and Farting while in a public area

bro you hear Bill springlesmotted at a party

gross weirgo

by Surgecicle August 15, 2023

not-spring

A derivative of off-spring, for step, adopted or otherwise non-biological children.

Check out this pic of my precocious not-spring.

by Lollypie November 5, 2008

Jerry Springer limit

(also Springer limit) The intelligence limit for any conversation dominated by interruptions or shouting.

Though a child could have taken my point, I found it impossible to explain my position to the irate, chattering imbeciles due to the Jerry Springer limit.

by YouDirtyApes May 31, 2011

Lap springer

When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.

dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer

dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.

by mister moosecock November 5, 2011

mexican spring roll

A taquito.

You know it's just a mexican spring roll.

by Digglemydigglet January 25, 2013