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Smithtown

A town in Northwestern Suffolk County known for its bar scene on main street. The legend of it founding is that Richard Smith made a deal with the native americans that allowed him to keep all the land he ride in one day on his bull Whisper. A statue of Whisper is in the town. He has a large penis because he is located across from the towns titty bar. It is a wealthy town with only small pockets of poor people. The Town at night is a hangout for juvies and drunks. The teens copy whatever pop culture tells them either ghetto or skaters or emo. Most patrons of the bars are collar pop'in wannbe's with sandle wearing preps and older creppy guys mixed in. Even the older people are "me too's" people driving escalades and drinking starbucks. Basically if getting fucked in the ass was in style you can guarantee smithtown would be doing it.
God "I have just taken a shit. Thou shalt call it Smithtown"
by Paul Binder June 14, 2008
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Miss Smith

The Fattest Ass Monkey in all Westminster CA, she covers all of the chalk board so u cant see around her, you'd run otta gas before u can drive around her, she favors KIM and Augustine, and she is shurrly afraid of Jusytn.
by Phuong ROX! August 22, 2004
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Dick Smith

verb - to drink, secretly, at a party and get more drunk than the other guests.
Wow! Steve is hammered! He must be "Dick Smith-ing" in the kitchen!
by Mutty September 6, 2005
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Piper Rockelle Smith

The cutest, kindest human being ever. Piper is a youtuber, with over 3 million subscribers, an actress, singer and dancer. She is incredibly talented and is amazing at everything she does. She has over 2 million followers in Instagram and has lots of fanpages for her that she loves and appreciates. Pipers fandom name is the piperazzi and her and her fans have an amazing bond that will never break. Piper had been through a lot of tough times in her life and if very strong to get past all of this and the hate that she has got for it. Piper has an amazing squad that are very lucky to have her as a friend but pipers main best friend is Sophie fergi, who she loved and adores very much. Piper does lots of challenges with them on her YouTube channel that is viewed by millions of people.
Goatfam/haters: ugh piper is so horrible and annoying. How does she have fans

The piperazzi supporting their idol: um excuse me? Are you talking about the same Piper Rockelle Smith I know! She is amazing, kind, caring, funny and I couldn’t think of anyone better than her. You are just jealous
by hereforsiper_ October 30, 2019
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Karli Smith

Noun, 1. An atheist who takes lip off of nobody, will tell you exactly what she thinks, and has no problem hurting your feelings. Though she seems to be a hardass, she's really not that mean, and if you are her friend, you are lucky, because she'll be there for you through thick and thin. Be warned, if you start something, she'll bitchslap the drama right out of you. Once you lose her trust, you will never totally regain it, and she does believe in second chances, but only on extremely special occasions. If you screw her over, she will rock your entire world, and shake the foundations of your life, because she is just that awesome. She is faithful to any man she may be with, and would never do something so low as to cheat. She is generally quiet, but will fight for herself and others if need be.
Is that God!?

No, that's just Karli Smith. She bears a very strong resemblance.
by MoHamstaz August 3, 2011
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Mike Smith

The fucking worst teacher in the entire fucking world. He is stupid heartless dumb ass.
by PaulBlartUpYours October 10, 2019
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word smith

a poet or person that studies language.
Im a poet and a word smith.
by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004
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