Creamy Suprise

A man ejaculates into his boss's coffee.

P1"Wow dude did you just hear that Ron pulled off the Creamy Suprise?"
P2"Dude no way! His boss must be pissed!"

by I got fired doing this June 5, 2020

taquito sunrise

The aftermath of eating too many 7/11 taquitos and waking up in a filthy cloud of your own farts

Maaan, I got drunk last night and hit up 7/11 and devoured 12 taquitos and woke up to a taquito sunrise

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Babylonian Sunrise

Ejaculating into a glass of orange juice and giving the glass to your girlfriend

Theres nothing like a Babylonian Sunrise in the morning!

by personofwar November 18, 2020

misty sunrise

(Verb) When you pee on someone while they are asleep to wake them up.

I banged this chic last night and when I woke up, she was still there, so I gave her a Misty Sunrise.

by EvryWmnzFntsy November 21, 2020

Misty Sunrise

(Verb)
When you wake someone up by peeing on them.

I banged this chic last night and when I woke up she was still there, so I gave her a Misty Sunrise.

by EvryWmnzFntsy November 21, 2020

Unpleasant suprise

Something/someone that makes you unhappy to see it/them.

1) You again? Wow, what an unpleasant suprise, this is so unexpected!

2) Donald Trump's first election was an unpleasant surprise, so you would think his second one would also be one when/if he did it again.

by Solid Mantis December 19, 2020

Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021