Erin: Last night I watched a movie with my sister
Jon: Which sister?
Erin: The one we call Stoner Fake Tits
Jon: Which sister?
Erin: The one we call Stoner Fake Tits
by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015
oh look at that loner boner stoner
by meech123 June 13, 2009
(n) is a rare occurrence that happens whenever there is large some of people who are on a heavy dose of marijuana. When these groups of people are all drawn to one thing that provides some sort of pleasure at once, whether it be something soft to the touch or something entertaining to watch, they tend to mumble or moan, thus producing the Zombie Stoner Effect.
Man #1: Why are there so many people petting that dog?
Man #2: It's the Zombie Stoner Effect, it only takes one then the rest follow.
Man #1: That dog does look soft...Braaains!
Man #2: Oh Jeez! You have become one!
Man #2: It's the Zombie Stoner Effect, it only takes one then the rest follow.
Man #1: That dog does look soft...Braaains!
Man #2: Oh Jeez! You have become one!
by Reptar!!! December 23, 2009
When you or you friend has a moment so completely ridiculous, they must be high. Even funnier when you're friend is straigtedge.
David: So Bob told me he likes Lilac now.
Lilac: Who's Lilac?
Everyone: (laughing hysterically) hippie stoner moment!!!!
Lilac: Who's Lilac?
Everyone: (laughing hysterically) hippie stoner moment!!!!
by hippie_queen February 22, 2008
When an obviously stoned individual approaches u and you just can't resist the temptation to fuck them up
"yo look at jonny over there, hes such a fucken waste of life he snorts ten lines a day and rolls a blunt every 5 minutes, i say we go grab that old wrench in my shed and have some stoner bashin time!"
by stoner bashed July 30, 2005
originally used in "Dude, Where's My Car?"
During a period of time when you see one or more totally stoned wastes of life (see also faggot) and you just cannot resist the urge to beat the hell out of them, usually with a ball bat or other heavy object.
During a period of time when you see one or more totally stoned wastes of life (see also faggot) and you just cannot resist the urge to beat the hell out of them, usually with a ball bat or other heavy object.
"Hey, man, look at Brian over there. He's so stoned that he can't even tie his shoes, let alone finish 10th grade and be of any use to society. Looks like it is definately Stoner Bashin Time."
by Former Leader of the Soviet Union March 14, 2004
any argument that reveals a dyfunctional grasp of logical falacy by both participants and which seem to be little more that the splitting of hairs by any and all outside observers.
Greg: Chronic is the true green.
Jerry: its too red to be true green, man.
Greg: Quite right, you mere stoner.
Jerry: Whatever, you total pothead. How can it be "true" green if its so red?
Sally: this converstion is just too stoner vs. pothead for me.
Jerry: its too red to be true green, man.
Greg: Quite right, you mere stoner.
Jerry: Whatever, you total pothead. How can it be "true" green if its so red?
Sally: this converstion is just too stoner vs. pothead for me.
by reefer modness May 05, 2009