Stealed

A better version of the word “stole”

I stealed your saying.

by Addeelleee December 24, 2019

steakems

Beat up pussy lips that look like they've been trenches out and smashed with a hammer

Her pussy was worse then roast beef she had them steakems!

by Icoinedthetermblumpkin April 23, 2021

standly steamer

a man poops on a carpet and proceeds to vacuum his poop. then opens the vacuum bag and pours the vacuumed poop all over the women.

i need to shampoo my carpet after i laid that standly steamer on my wife last night.

by benji_d_mendoza December 5, 2010

Peruvian Steamer

1. (Prank) A variant of the Cleveland steamer where 3 to 4 turds are arranged longest to shortest and placed vertically side by side resembling a Peruvian pan flute. This definition Is most likely to be a prank done to the first to pass out at a party

2. (Sex act) Achieved by leaving 3 to 4 vertical "Skid marks" longest to shortest on partners chest.

Lets go to the Chinese buffet down the street. I want to get the shits, so I can give Jenny a "Peruvian steamer" while I titty fuck her.

by Grap3Ap3Rap3 July 15, 2011

Buffalo Steamer

When someone takes a dump on another's face that is covered in Saran Wrap. But first he pokes holes in the Saran Wrap. The shittee thinks they are covered, but actually they've been Buffaloed. Thus, the Buffalo Steamer.

He gave her the impression she was going to get a Cleveland Steamer, but he poked holes in the Saran Wrap and gave her the surprise of her life: a Buffalo Steamer.

by Big Bleu November 10, 2013

Velvet Steamer

When a Drag Queen sits on a guys face and queefs!

Jerica Jameson gave that bitch the best velvet steamer of his life!

by Trixi VonDoom May 13, 2014

Baltimore Steamer

When you season your dick with Old Bay for the sexual pleasure of your partner.

I really wanted to show Megan a good time, so I gave her a Baltimore Steamer.

Nice.

by The Baltimore Crab Steamer June 9, 2014