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soccer

good sport to play and just as good as American Football and if you think otherwise your an ignorant dumb ass who needs to really get over yourself and die.Just as physical as American:Football Basketball, and then of coarse Lacrosse

soccer players that think otherwise are the reason no other types of sports players like them and thats why we make fun of you(you act like ass wholes sometimes)
Friend:Hey mike you gonna play soccer.

Mike:Yeah that game with two goal posts on a large field
by Sports Guy December 4, 2009
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soccer mom

These definitions are terrible. You are stereotyping a group of people that you know nothing about. How dare you say that a soccer mom has nothing better to do with her life? Today's children will be paying for your social security someday, at least we are contributing to the pot by raising educated, well-adjusted, productive members of society! And FYI, in today's world, most soccer moms actually work full-time in addition to raising our children. We just have to work a little harder than you folks who believe that sleeping in is the ultimate goal in life. It's sad that when I search the internet for "soccer mom" to find gifts to say thanks to the ladies that are helping me with my league, that I have to run across crap like this, better yet, let's call it what it is...shit...So there, soccer moms also cuss when the situation calls for it. We just have created happy lives for ourselves where we don't have to cuss very often. After all, shouldn't happiness be the ultimate goal in life. Keep trying to justify your sad existance. Most soccer moms won't take time to contradict you. We are to busy contributing to society.
I am a controller for a publicly traded corporation. I have 3 children, 2 of which are old enough for competitive soccer. My husband works full-time in the computerized manufacturing industry, as well as owning his own drafting company on the side. He coaches 3 soccer teams each season; one for each of our daughters. I am the president of the league and manage 750 kids per year. All this, in addition to our jobs and raising 3 kids. Yet my children are at the top of their classes at school, they are happy and well-adjusted, they have friends and a social network to help them survive their upcoming teen-age years. All this takes an EXTREME amount of sacrifice from everyone involved in our lives, but the children of America are worth it. And I have issues with anyone who says otherwise. Perhaps I am what a "real" soccer mom is.
by LoriAnn September 21, 2005
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Soccer mom

totally hot momma. would be completely unaware of their hotness except that punks get in traffic accidents when they watch these soccer moms cross the street. yeah, you want 'em. and when you're a money making executive, you'll pay for 'em. Them and a minivan. yeah you will.
He wanted that soccer mom but was afraid she wouldn't want a little guy who's only sexual experiences were with himself.
by soccer mom September 16, 2005
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soccer

John: I was watching some soccer last nite! It got intense!
Luke: Haha I bet the girl was all wet.
Other guys: *laughing*
by Soccerplayer123 January 10, 2011
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Soccer Mom

"She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue. She looks well to the ways of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness."

Soccer Moms are the epitome of a good mother. They treat their children as their gold and diamonds. But today, these good mothers are scorned. Other women view motherhood as oppression of male domination. Thus, they fight for their rights. Amid this, they discard the unwanted burden (children) through abortion and neglect. This is killing society.

Soccer Moms should be treasured. They raise their children with moral education and never spare them a penny to use it for their "self-indulgent necessities."
"That Soccer Mom trains up a child in the way he should go. If I had a mother like that, I would have stayed on the straight and narrow."

"That Soccer Mom tickles my fancy."

"Bored and Deprived Soccer Moms need some love."

"Sydney Leroux is a Soccer Mom. She plays soccer and she's a mom."
by JBMiller October 1, 2018
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tunnel soccer

When someone puts their testicles in a womans vagina, usually when the woman is over 40, which is where the word 'tunnel' comes from.
I just played tunnel soccer and scored big time.
by Darren89 November 9, 2006
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crab cakes and soccer

(See deffinition for "Run Train")
"we ran train on their football team last night, just like crab cakes and soccer"
by Spartin3015 January 14, 2008
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