quitter socks

long stocks that won't stay up (usually because the elastic has worn out, or they are cheaply made).

It's cold out and alls I got left are these cheap quitter socks.

by Danielle Williams July 23, 2008

lucky sock

A lucky sock is what you use to clean up all the cum you got everywhere, you fucking messy shit

"Shit! I gotta go find my lucky sock and fix this!"

by Salami Toast March 17, 2017

Blue socks

Socks people wear in psych wards that are emergency patients with serious problems.

It’s a bar from broken angel hospital by Sematary.

“Fuck a psych ward, I don't want no blue socks”

Man you’re crazy you deserve some blue socks. Don’t be like a jack ass or you’ll get run over.

by The messageman October 29, 2022

Funny socks

Putting your socks on half way and dancing.

do the funny socks Ashleigh!

by Spermhands October 6, 2018

Sock-holmsyndrome

When u loose a sock and you have the other.. so you keep it safe incase its partner returns And you have a wee wierd collection of socks you cant throw away ; when you have that big hole or a lot of holes but you love your socks soo much that you keep them.

Poor Annie, got diagnosed with sock-holmsyndrome....people thought it was a wierd foot fettish, but its not its sock-holmsyndrom. Poor fucker- I saw her up near the park the other day begging people for a wee look at their ankles...Annie the fanny they call her now... A wee shame

by Annie the fanny January 10, 2021

Carpet Sock

Another word for a vagina, more commonly associated with a bush above it. The sock, in this case being a vagina, and the bush being the carpet. The foot to this sock would be associated with your penis.

“Damn that tinder chick I met had such a nice carpet sock!”

by CarpetSockMan June 18, 2021

Night Sock

A sock that a human male wears around his genitalia during the night as a preventative measure for the mess caused by a wet dream.

I'm so horny, I should probably wear a night sock tonight.

by Maxatax1029 June 6, 2015