dank sock

A strong smelling, or dank, sock generally used to store weed.

person 1: "Where do you hide your weed?"
person 2: "Dank sock"

by dank wool December 23, 2008

quitter socks

long stocks that won't stay up (usually because the elastic has worn out, or they are cheaply made).

It's cold out and alls I got left are these cheap quitter socks.

by Danielle Williams July 23, 2008

lucky sock

A lucky sock is what you use to clean up all the cum you got everywhere, you fucking messy shit

"Shit! I gotta go find my lucky sock and fix this!"

by Salami Toast March 17, 2017

Plop sock

When your friend send you a picture of his penis in a sock.

Dude AJ gave me a plop sock last night and now I’m uncomfortable and aroused.

by KingFen July 19, 2018

White socks

Best when they are dirty and smelly. Footfetish people will love the sight of dirty white socks

I saw my classmates dirty white socks and Got a big boner

by Dirty white socks November 10, 2019

Aloe socks

When you put a shit ton of aloe vera in a tube sock, wrap it around your wiener, and jerk yourself raw.

Hey Mike, the wife's out of town, are you wearing aloe socks tonight?

by Streakin Deacon December 8, 2016

omelette sock

A cum sock that is so crusty and so runny that you can crack it open like an egg and the rest of the jizz will pour out.

He's been single so long you know he's got an omelette sock under his bed!

by Whata-Man June 19, 2020