Smoking

An excuse people use to low key have sex.

Josh: “Me and Hannah are going out smoking tonight!”
Brandon: “Oh? Make sure you wrap it before you tap it”

by uhhhhhhdammmmmm September 10, 2020

Smoking the Kool Aid

A variation on Drinking the Kool Aid, or Don't Drink the Kool Aid.

Oh man, you've really been smoking the Kool Aid.

by 2TD November 7, 2020

Smomking

A typo of the word “smoking” because I’m dumb and thought it was funny 😌

Girl 1: “How was smomking?”
Girl 2: “did you mean smoking?”
Girl 1: “shit yea. I’m dumb”

by everette_p_05 November 12, 2020

smoking bear

n. Fellatio.

"She's in there getting high and smoking bear"

by Barras October 2, 2020

Smoking Asshair

When someone acts really dumb and stupid for no given reason

Jeff: oog eeg booga borg
Greg: did you smoking asshair Jeff?

by ( )( )::::::::::::::::::D~~~~~ October 15, 2020

Shocking

When you bring cupcakes to a birthday party when a cake is expected.

It was very shocking when you brought Cupcakes to my birthday, there is no birthday without a cake!

by Paradeiser October 16, 2020

Shocking Hell

/ˈʃɒk/ɪŋ/hɛl/

used for emphasis or to express shock, annoyance or surprise. Often used as a replacement to swearing.

Person 1: "Have you heard that Adam has been sacked?"
Person 2: "Shocking hell, you're joking? What for?"

by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020