Dirt Slow 

When a fool can’t run for nothing so he’s as good as dirt.

On the 40 yard dash, John came finished with a dirt slow 6 flat.

Dirt Slow by Goddaci August 28, 2018

The slow cream 

Instead of nutting all at once, the person in question will slowly release cum over a 10 minute period. Note that the full 10 minutes will be pleasurable.

Yo man, I showed your mom the slow cream last night.

The slow cream by Creamy1 September 9, 2018

Uber Slow 

When you are not getting enough Uber rides.

Today was Uber Slow to the point of pulling my hair out. No money made today!

Uber Slow by Golden029 May 24, 2019

Husker Slow Roll 

When you do something absolutely stupid and have to deal with the consequences

Ryan decided to work on his vehicle on an incline and got Husker Slow Rolled.

Husker Slow Roll by KickflipsMafia October 14, 2019

Drive slow 

Insult to those who have nonstop blonde moments, or just retarded in general.

“Kanye West’s new album is his greatest”
*looks confusingly* “ay yo drive slow man, you dumb as fuck don’t ever say some dumb shit like that again.

Drive slow by Yowhatwelearn? October 30, 2019

mental slow down 

it’s not a mental breakdown.
it’s slow and it makes you feel empty inside except your mind.

there‘s a tornado in your head but you can’t comprehend it.

i‘m having a mental slow down

mental slow down by what am i supposed to say August 9, 2022

super slow monday 

the worst fucking day of the week when every minut feels like an hour

super slow monday is the worst

super slow monday by i hate mondays98989898989898 November 7, 2022