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Selfido

When a selfie is no longer sufficient to satisfy your need for self-exposure, you take a selfido. A short video shot by yourself from your own mobile phone.
Peter just sent me a new selfido.

Look at Daniella in this selfido, she is such a goof.
by The Mo' August 4, 2014
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self-flatisfaction

Enjoying the scent of one's own flatulence.
Enjoying your own ass-air.
Jimmy caught a whiff of his own fart, it was good. He went back for more out of self-flatisfaction.
by frankthepossum April 28, 2015
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selfie stalk

Pretending to take a selfie while actually taking a picture of the person behind you, without their knowledge
Larissa selfie stalked the cute guy at Starbucks in line behind her.
by Dandy320 October 5, 2015
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selfbian

Selfbian: engaging in self-pleasure (i.e.: erotic genital massages; erotic masturbation) Self pinching and bitting of the nipples.
I enjoyed my selfbian seesion last night. My fingers stimulated my clit while I sofly bit my nipples..
by Queen SRX August 10, 2016
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self pleasurer

A self pleasurer is a human being who you hire for a going rate of 5 cents a minute. She/he/it will grab you penis/vagina and masturbate the specific genital for you.
"Oh that self pleasurer called Savraj was a charmer," Said Henry.
by Master Bates 1000 May 30, 2016
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selfie

when you take a photo of yourself generally trying to look hot
by sharks28 October 25, 2016
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selfie

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016
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