schmooshy

A person who is cuddle-able and comforting.

I was upset so I went to my schmooshy for some love.

by Pussy Portmadog November 19, 2016

schmönis

Penis

She was sucking on my Schmönis.

by XSatansBratenX May 6, 2017

schmootzed

The ejecting of food, liquid or saliva that is in your mouth after hearing or seeing something hilarious, controversial or shocking.

When I heard, I schmootzed soda all over myself

That joke was so funny I almost schmootzed.

by Prezz4life May 12, 2017

Schmooping

The act of not doing your homework and finding answers on Schmoop.

He never did the homework and was finally caught schmooping.

by Kei88 May 18, 2017

Schmooshgallonz

When a young couple is making-out sloppily in a public place.

Ralph and Loree like to schmooshgallonz in the kitchen when we're toasting our bagels.

by Smutfuckers May 29, 2017

Schmool

Is often a guy named Lukas that plays ESO and gets the internet cable pulled.

I just got Schmooled! I.e I was playing ESO and the internet cable got plugged by Christian!!

by JormaSchmock September 5, 2017

Schmoovey

Sex + movie (like Netflix and Chill, but better)

Want to come over and schmoovey?

by Mexicarlos007 April 24, 2018