purple curtains

The female version of blue balls.

Sally's boyfriend was an inconsiderate lover and always left her with purple curtains.

by sallymeatport May 5, 2013

purple cookie

When Mr. Sibal fucks Tomm's ass to get his grade up

Hey Mr, Sibal, could i please get my grade up by getting purple cookie from you?

by daddy duran June 5, 2018

purple gang

The Ballas are a black/Afro-american street gang that are easily identifiable by their purple gang color. The color is thought to denote respect on the streets; but could also be a reference to the ancient Roman upper-class.

Guy1:what team are you on?
Guy2:purple gang.
Guy1:oh me too :)

by Gabbybabby.40 May 1, 2020

Purple Teeth

Symptom that occurs when a person drinks red wine. Dead give away that one is drunk.

Look at Gary dude, he's so hammered. I can see his purple teeth from here.

by pincheclau July 31, 2011

Purple Smurf

An alcoholic drink consisting of the following ingredients:

# 12.0 oz. Frozen Lemonade Concentrate
# 6 oz. Sloe Gin
# 6 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
# 6 oz. Vodka
# 6 oz. Blueberry Schnapps

Blend ingredients with crushed ice to desired consistency and taste, should have the consistency of a slushee or daiquiri.

Bartender, give me another purple smurf. In fact, make it a pitcher!

by davensjournal January 27, 2009

Purple Head

The Top Purple Part of a Circumcised Penis.

"A Homeless man offered to show me his purple head"
-Family Guy

by Cool Swag November 22, 2013

Purple Jesus

A drink made by squeezing concentrated grape juice down the neck of a fifth or a quart of cheap vodka. Shake, serve, and drink: preferably on a levee river bank. This drink has been known in the San Joaquin Valley of Northern California for over fifty years and is rumored to be from the hobo camps: a tramp cocktail not for amateurs.

My first alcoholic drink was a paper cup filled to the brim with Purple Jesus.

by St. Charles September 5, 2009