purple kersey

a very slopy sex position.

"hey wanna do the purple kersey, bring your own tarp.

by 121213312 November 21, 2010

Purple Teeth

Symptom that occurs when a person drinks red wine. Dead give away that one is drunk.

Look at Gary dude, he's so hammered. I can see his purple teeth from here.

by pincheclau July 31, 2011

Purple Bombs

A delicious alcoholic beverage that is composed of Jagermeister and the energy drink Mountain Dew AMP Grape flavor. Half purple half bomb..100% tasty....Tastes like purple, effects like bomb.

Joe had 4 purple bombs and was face down in the toilet for the rest of the night.

by Beash Moe January 21, 2009

purple curtains

The female version of blue balls.

Sally's boyfriend was an inconsiderate lover and always left her with purple curtains.

by sallymeatport May 5, 2013

Purple Head

The Top Purple Part of a Circumcised Penis.

"A Homeless man offered to show me his purple head"
-Family Guy

by Cool Swag November 22, 2013

Purple Smurf

An alcoholic drink consisting of the following ingredients:

# 12.0 oz. Frozen Lemonade Concentrate
# 6 oz. Sloe Gin
# 6 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
# 6 oz. Vodka
# 6 oz. Blueberry Schnapps

Blend ingredients with crushed ice to desired consistency and taste, should have the consistency of a slushee or daiquiri.

Bartender, give me another purple smurf. In fact, make it a pitcher!

by davensjournal January 27, 2009

Purple Jesus

A drink made by squeezing concentrated grape juice down the neck of a fifth or a quart of cheap vodka. Shake, serve, and drink: preferably on a levee river bank. This drink has been known in the San Joaquin Valley of Northern California for over fifty years and is rumored to be from the hobo camps: a tramp cocktail not for amateurs.

My first alcoholic drink was a paper cup filled to the brim with Purple Jesus.

by St. Charles September 5, 2009