rat potato 

An annoyance or disturbance

Yo Bella was being such a rat potato today!

rat potato by Dyduraicpydar7fupf7rsrsircigc March 15, 2017

Loaded Potato 

Where 10 homeless guys jack off into a soda can. Once they are all done someone smashes it

Guy1: Dood! I just saw some homeless guys do a loaded potato!
Guy2: No way! Really?!

Loaded Potato by Guzzler Of Cum April 10, 2017

Mashed Potato Brains 

A temporary feeling of retardation that occurs while studying for a promotional process where a plethora of some useful, mostly useless, contradicting BS, is the subject matter.

Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?

FF: dafuq is that shit?

Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.

Mashed Potato Brains by A sad FF April 22, 2017

little potato man 

Jacksepticeye's friend in Papers Please

Hello, Little Potato Man, you're the one that always causes trouble.

little potato man by Weeping_Harmony October 4, 2017

hyperspace potato 

a potato thats in the sky, and it is op.

I had a hyperspace potato for breakfast

hyperspace potato by bekfastyyyyy February 1, 2018

The Potato Oath 

The oath of potatoes, against potato abuse, and potato harm.

You will come across the potato curse if you break The Potato Oath.

The Potato Oath by NICE BRO NICE OMFG June 11, 2018

Purple Potatoes 

A phrase meaning you are suicidal or upset or having bad anexity. yeet

John was purple potatoes at night.

Purple Potatoes by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018