Techno Land Pirate

A person who frequents illegal raves/squat parties where techno is the predominant music being played. These traveller/hippie types tend to smell due to infrequent washing/poor hygene. Some techno land pirates may also be referred to as squat nazi's.

If you've ever been to an illegal rave then you'd see exactly what is meant by this entry; techno land pirates are not difficult to spot....

Techno Land Pirate by the mond January 15, 2009

the one legged pirate 

When you ejaculate in his\her eye, and immedintly kick them in the ankle causing him/her to scream ARRRGGG! While holding one eye.

Jenny was ok with their current sex life, but Frederick wanted to spice it up with, the one legged pirate.

the one legged pirate by the quacker February 7, 2015

Hooknosed Pirate 

A person of Jewish faith: Typically a Jew that is over ambitious and "Pirates" another person's idea or invention. They have also been know to exploit small children into helping them. Akin to: Vikings, Sea Pirates and Groundhogs.

That Hooknosed Pirate SOB, I invented the internet! Not him!!

Hooknosed Pirate by Busta HymaNutzzy March 1, 2008

Pussy Pirate

Someone, usually a new/infrequent acquaintance, who is constantly trying to sabotage your relationship with your girlfriend in the hopes of swooping in and taking your place.

Chauncy: I'm gonna be at the party around 10, you guys coming?
Ruttiger: Yeah, Svetlana and me should be there around that time.... man, I hope Hanns isn't gonna be there
Chauncy: Why not?
Ruttiger: Dude, that guy is a total pussy pirate. I swear he's making a play for Svetlana
Chauncy: huh. wanna pop a cap in his ass?

Pussy Pirate by Dishpan Hanns May 22, 2010

Super Angry Pirate 

An Angry Pirate is when you jizz in a chick's eye (any one), and kick her in the knee; causing he to cover her eye while hopping around on one leg. The covered eye represents an eye-patch, and the hopping represents a wooden/peg-leg. Thus creating an angry pirate.

A Super Angry Pirate, is when you cum on the chick's back, while she's in her slumber. Then place a bed-sheet on her back, and when she wakes up the sheet would be crust-stuck onto that bitch's back, representing the cape which Superman flies around in. Thus creating the Superman.

Now, put the two together.. Superman that hoe, then Angry Pirate her; thus creating a Super Angry Pirate! Now thats what I call a fucking Kodak Moment.
DMFRSM

Dudeeeeeee, when ______ fell asleep, I Super Angry Pirate'd that bitch!
AWESOME! What'd she do when she recovered!?
She cried for a bit, but I just kicked her in the knee again and told her to get the fuck back in the kitchen.
JSABTT20

Super Angry Pirate by dmf_btt April 9, 2008

Cooler Pirate 

noun, person; a cooler pirate is that little basturd that sneaks beer out of someones cooler when they are not paying attention at an outside party.

(inside party is a fridge pillager)

"Oh, damn, Tommy and Sara are here."
"So."
"They steal beer all the time, watch your shit!"
"They do? Fucking Cooler Pirates"

Cooler Pirate by J_Hawk08 December 9, 2007

Squinty Pirate 

The face made after smoking large quantities of marijuana and turning on a light. Involves squinting one eye, and smiling slightly.

Ty: Hey Stephy, I'm going to turn on the light.
Stephy: Oh god! I'm a Squinty Pirate!

Squinty Pirate by TeeEffWhy June 4, 2008