Sock Pirate

When someone spends the night over a friend's house and right before they sleep they take their own socks off. Later the next day, when they leave, they either forget their socks or just don't give a shit about them because they're too sick of hanging out and do not want to spend another second over that person's house. Shortly after you meet up with that friend and discover he or she is wearing those socks. Called a Sock Pirate because pirates take things and make off with them as their own.

Bill: Gosh Don, I hate to point this out but those are my socks.
Don: Ohh, your right. Sorry man my mom kinda bleached them.
Bill: Well you better get me a new damn pair or I'm willing to tell everyone your too poor to buy your own pair, you Sock Pirate.

by Tea and Melons March 19, 2009

boob pirate

a man who repeatidlty sucks or fucks another persons boobs

my dad is a boob pirate

by Brandon vick September 15, 2007

Sneaky Pirate

When you cum in a girls eye and simultaneously kick her in the shin so shes limping, covering her eye and saying "Arrrrgh!"

Derek: Imma sneaky pirate Eve tonight yo.
Gerald: Mean.

by missusmactavish July 31, 2011

Pirate Mitten

n. A mitten,(usually of bright festive colors), worn by an Ear Pirate.

See: Ear Pirate, Earjacking.

I caught Johnny the notorious ear pirate trying to Earjack our conversation, his Pirate mitten gave him away.

by Bocajo September 28, 2006

Pirate Boat

(n) a sexual position whereby the male partner kneels on all fours whilst the receiving partner (male or female) grasps onto the other's neck and body using their arms and legs whilst underneath. The partner 'on top' begins to gently rock, swaying the partner underneath similar to the fairground childrens' ride.

Pete: Hey, how was that date last night with lizzy?

Andy: Oh yeah, was good thanks. Things started hotting up back at mine and she suggested we try the pirate boat, it was bad ass.

Pete: Yeahh, you go carnival on that bitch motherfucker!

by The Russian Roller December 31, 2009

Pirate hug

When you hug a cute or hot girl from behind, just an excuse to grope her.

"My boyfriend gave me a pirate hug today."

"Yarr harr nice treasure you have young lady"

by pyroburns August 14, 2008

Jizz Pirates

A fictional group of hot, scantally clad women whose job would be to extract semen from men that wouldn't give it up in a world that was female dominated with the idea that women didn't need men.

After the jizz pirates knocked down my door on a mission for "the goods" I soon gave into them.

by Robert Eh May 14, 2005