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Peanut Buttering 

The act of using Peanut Butter on your penis when you have a peanut allergy to enhance sexual performance. The allergic reaction increases rigidity, girth and length of one's member. Using creamy peanut butter can result in a positive side effect of increased lubrication during sexual interactions.
Remember, Choosy Moms Choose Jiffy Dick.

Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.
Peanut Buttering by dnahly March 8, 2018
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Peanut ButterCup 

When a white girl and a person of color(or the other way around) have anal intercourse.

Comes from the Reese's Peanut Buttercup commercials. "Your chocolate is in my peanut butter. No your peanut butter is in my chocolate."
I was hooking up with Angela when she asked me if I wanted to Peanut Buttercup.

Peanut Buttertastic

adj. having copious amounts of peanut butter to the point where milk is absolutely necessary.

Contraction of Peanut Butter and Fantastic, used primarily in modern stoner speech
Man, this sandwich is gonna be peanut buttertastic! Hand me that milk, bro.

The Reese's peanut buttercup method 

The Reese's peanut buttercup is the act of trying to go to third base while your parents are home. In order to do this, you must reach into the girls pants and try to finger her while she lies on top of you with both your clothes are still on. This follows after hooking up and boys desire to go farther. The results may vary but it still contains enormous amounts of awkwardness. However, this method can be very useful because you can brag to your friends about going to third when, in fact, u haven't gone past 2nd.
Girl: wanna hook up?
Guy: nah lets go to 3rd this time.
Girl: No!
Guy: fine how about The Reese's Peanut Buttercup method?
Girl: Perfect

Crispity Crunchity Peanut Buttery

1) Having an accute sense of style, originating from within or around the ghetto (da hood)

2) Clothing that looks better than everyone else's shit

- Originated from the term "Cripsy" in Al Asad, Iraq

Syn. - Crisp, Ghetto Fabulous, Icy, Superfly
Rondon: Damn dude, you look crispity crunchity peanut buttery!

Isales: Thanks bro.

Scotty (in the background): Stop usin' my shit like you made it up. You know I made that shit up! I am about to bust a cap into your asshole if you keep usin' my shit like that! Word. To Your Mother.

Peanut buttered 

A state of being unable to understand and follow a conversation whether because it is in a second language or one has a short attention span.

Highly relatable to Confused Asian Syndrome.
Person #1: I'm not sure about you, but personally I really enjoy a good chevre. I love its sour taste.

Person #2: No way man, for me it's classic American cheddar all the way. What do you think?

Person #3: huh?

Person #1: Just forget it man, she's totally peanut buttered.

peanut buttering 

The act of using peanut butter as lube in sexual interactions. So when you cum, peanut butter could come out.
Have you ever peanut buttered someone?

I was peanut buttering her last night bro.