Parental filter

Noun. 1. A filter that blocks out offensive items, predetermined by the authorities that added that filter.

Alice and Bob: Since current programming has content considered inappropriate to little children, we'll install a parental filter for a bit. Is that okay?
Charlie: Is Sesame Street filtered?
Alice and Bob: No, you can still watch Sesame Street and other educational programs.
Charlie: That's all good with me.

by Modern-Webster September 12, 2021

parent

Mother or father.

My parent is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022

Watch Parent

A watch parent is like watch guard except they have kids. These are the over-protective parents who don't let their children say words like: 'fart', 'stupid', 'suck' and 'weird'

ugh, my mom is such a Watch Parent, for dessert she lets me have one organic gummy bear!

by mayokiwi November 15, 2014

Toxic Ass Parents

Asshole parents who deserve to burn in fucking hell. The embodiment of self loathing/pity. Overall fucking losers who treat their kids as property.
They treat their kids as therapists, and tell their kids bottle up emotion.
They try to justify abuse by saying their kids did something impossibly bad.
Make me want to kick their asses into their own fucking cock.

"We aren't toxic ass parents! We are just realists!" *Child gets shot by parents after they trauma dump them*

by definatelynottrophosko October 7, 2023

Prosecute the parents

Hey, if you find out the kid was bullied are you going to prosecute them too?

Hym "No? Just prosecute the parents and pretend your kids can't talk themselves into an early grave. Or that you can't do anything to get them killed."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

adoptive parent syndrome

Where a parent, intentionally or not, treats their nonbiological child, often an adopted one, more harshly or unfairly than their biological child.

"Why does she have to ask to eat when her sister does whenever?"
"Oh her dad has adoptive parent syndrome"

by learsi bottom June 5, 2020