Muffin time

Muffin time is/was a popular song on Tik tok in 2018. It was well known from Anna b official who made one of the most popular Tik toks in history. Almost all users know that video.

Jimmy: Did you hear about that girl who did that muffin time video?

Larry: Yeh, shez a asface. I wached her tudai an I wan die rinoe

by Chezbegurs December 22, 2018

slut-muffin

whore, skank, slut, floosey(personal favorite)

Jill is such a slut-muffin, that she blew the entire basketball team.

by ladeezmann5 March 11, 2006

Butter the Muffin

When you reach the end of your coupling and are approaching your vinegars you pull out and decorate her tree with heathy spurts of bloke gravy.

Spot the dog growled as Jack buttered Jane's muffin. Butter the Muffin.

by MurderousYoric April 30, 2009

dirty muffin

During anal intercourse, the male will remove his penis and reinsert it in the girl's vagina. The feces on his penis are transferred to the girls vagina creating a dirty muffin.

Last night, I was giving it to her in the ass, then before I blew my load I stuck it in her puss. By the time I was done she had one dirty muffin.

by Sammy Cayman July 24, 2005

muffin butter

jis, sperm, cum, skeet, & other substances that, when inserted into the female sexual organs, produce a whining brat.

"I've got your muffin butter in my belly button"
"AWW SKEET SKEET SKEET!"

by B. Z. September 11, 2005

imaginary muffin

a word or phrase made up just to annoy the shit out of someone.

Oh yeah he was just saying that as an imaginary muffin.

by rachaelah February 13, 2007

muffin bottoms

When someone's drawers are so tight or too small that flab hangs out the bottom for all to see through a pair of pants.

Sherry's muffin bottoms was lookin mad crazy through those white pants...looked like blocks of cheese hangin from her trunk.

by CC Smith October 31, 2007