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Michael

A handsome man who loves his family who will die for his family and kids. A hard worker who his very strong
Wow look at him he's a Michael
by Dhdbdnsjdjd June 12, 2017
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Michael

One who is a Beast. One who exhibits the ability to beast at everything he does.
The best at everything he does, and he knows it. Has an amazing sense of humor and likes to have a good time. He's super friendly and easygoing, honest, kind, confident and caring. He's super smart and sexy. Plays trumpet in a Mariachi band, all the Señoritas love to watch him play his horn.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a Michael.
Girl 2: He's a Beast.
by Immabeast November 9, 2012
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Michael Vick

The real overrated black quarterback. At least McNabb gets to the playoffs every year, tries to be a pocket passer, and doesnt act like he's going to the Tupac show after the game.
Michael Vick is running to the sideline to get the jacket on as quickly as possible during the cold in the Bears game a couple of years ago...Maybe southerners really are pussies, afterall. I'll never get past that sight in my mind for Vick. Easily the most overrated and undertalented 'quarterback' ever.
by Scott Thomas IIII September 7, 2006
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Michael

A guy who is always laughing usaually considered one of the funniest kids at school. BIG FLIRTS but once locked down they are Loyal and can be really sweet. They are cute and very athletic no matter the sport. Also tend to be smarter although they are trouble makers which leads people to believe they are idiots. Despite they're happy nature they do get hurt often but they keep it hidden so no one finds out.
Michael is a real trouble maker.
Damn look at Michael go, he is so fast!

That Michael sure is a cutie.
by D1 hooper July 25, 2015
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michael

a person that plays Minecraft and makes your heart go uwu!
egirl: michael cute michael cute
by lililegirl April 14, 2019
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jan michael vincent

Only eight Jan Michael Vincents are allowed per precinct.
by Little Niglet April 22, 2017
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Michael Brown

The head of FEMA from 2003-2005, including during Hurricane Katrina. Blamed by George W. Bush, and America for the entire FEMA Failure.

Also gave $30 Million to Miami after Hurricane Francis, even though Francis never hit Miami.

Before being appointed FEMA director... Brown was the Judges and Stewards Commissioner for the International Arabian Horse Association, (IAHA), from 1989-2001, which George W. Bush (of course) thought qualified him to be the FEMA director.
"Brownie you're doin' a heck of a job"-George W. Bush
"Michael Brown sucks at managing FEMA"
by ChaseS08 April 14, 2006
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