lagerpocalypse

1) A beer-drinking event so monumental it may signal the end of the world itself. Used for grandiose pub crawls, splendiferous house parties and nights out drinking with Englishmen.

"Dude, you better eat a big breakfast... tonight is the lagerpocalypse."

"Mate, be sure to eat your Full English... tonight is the lagerpocalypse."

by Forest Jones August 27, 2013

Lagerita

A Margarita cocktail for tough guys. Lager mixed in with the tequila and the Cointreau is omitted. Friends in Sydney tried it at a bar on Manly beach but rumour has it that it originated in the UK (not surprisingly!)

Chill equal portions of Tequila and Lager, add lemon juice and swill your Lagerita!!

by FlatPack November 29, 2013

lageresque

Adj. Resembling a beer bottle in looks or shape.
Originating from the word "lager" meaning "beer" and "esque" meaning like

A bottle of worcestershire sauce is kind of lageresque

by Lager-rhythm December 9, 2013

lagergrinning

That dumb smile you get when you drink too much beer.

Look at Jon over there, lagergrinning like a retard!

by TheDrunkenFool February 14, 2014

Lagressive

A large, aggressive person. Not exactly a brute but not exactly the most sensitive person in the room.

Person A: "Did you talk to Marcus? God he's such a brute."
Person B: "Nah, he's just lagressive."

by Little Anais May 18, 2015

Lakgen

Literally the definition of a dumb white piece of trash whore.

His brother literally just dumped you.. Don't be such a Lakgen!

by LoveVeil October 20, 2016

Langenhorst

German for "long trees" because the German language is weird and makes people sound like they're shouting all the time.

Das Langenhorst. Das boot. Das ist gut.

by Salty Snarks December 18, 2016