Jerk-baby

The type of guy who pumps gas in New Jersey.

That jerk-baby smelled like old peas and sneakers!

by David R. Erhard July 4, 2005

jerkabullicious

Someone or something that a said person is able to masturbate to.

I was watching Dexter and thought to myself, DAMN that Michael C. Hall is jerkabullicious

by Austin Dubois January 19, 2008

Jerkbag

In essence, a bag of jerk.
Derived from the insults jerk, and dirtbag.

1.A mean person
2.What to call someone who is pissing you of at the moment

Marc: Matt, you're wrong.
Matt: You're right.
Marc: Stop agreeing with me.
Matt: Sorry Marc, Yo're Right.
Marc: SHUT UP JERKBAG! (punches him in chest)

by Ms. Sherris March 11, 2008

Jerkasaurus

A dinosaur sized jerk.

Lindsay is a jerkasaurus!

by Sef1989 May 10, 2011

Jerk off January

You have constantly jerk off for the whole of January no stop no porn only you and your hand jerking

Oh Zack are you doing jerk off January

by THE GUYSSS November 2, 2019

post jerk

The feeling after a man masturbates where he feels tired and/or wiped out. His dick will most likely be floppy and/or also tired. After phone sex the post jerk will inhibit the mans ability to keep speaking on the phone, especially at night. Never bother a man in post jerk, he may freak out

betty: damn, my boy friend and i had hot phone sex last night but it was so awkward after he barely answered me

Sarah: he was probably having post jerk

by the master9000 October 9, 2007

blind jerk

the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.

Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"

Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"

Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"

by K Charb December 29, 2007