Silver Apple

The ultimate brown noser. Comes from when students would give their teacher an apple on her desk at the start of the day. Well this kid would bring a silver apple to suck up as hard as humanly possible.

"what the hell is John doing?"
"he's a silver apple, hes nose is so far up ass he can taste the colon"

"Johns acting like our bosses bitch"
"hes silver appling that pedophile until his next raise"

by Manther's"R"Us December 6, 2011

Silver Surfing

The sexual attraction to a person considerably older than you.

Usually has silver/gray hair.

"Did you see Jena's new boyfriend? He's like 70."

"Yeah, she's definitely silver surfing."

"Gonna hit up the retirement home today and do some silver surfing."

by Panduhmonium March 18, 2016

Silver Tsunami

When the amount of elderly people is noticeably higher than the amount of teenagers and children.

John: Yeah dude, there’s like no youth at my church, it’s all grandmas and grandpas.
Mike: Well bro, seems like there’s a silver tsunami in your church.

or

Aidin: There’s so many older people in this nursing home. It’s so sad.
Paul: I think what’s even more sad is the silver tsunami that hit us.

by S0lari0us June 19, 2023

silver gavel

When a Model UN delegate performs a sexual favor to another Model UN delegate to gain support in the committee room. Similar to a golden gavel, which is when a delegate performs a sexual favor on the chair to gain an advantage in the room.

“Bro why is Albania voting for everything that Mexico proposes all of a sudden”
“I don’t know dude, must be a silver gavel”

by takeaguess3000 May 27, 2023

Silver

Someone who is really cool and awesome and sick and is a certified gamer :thumbsup:

That guy is such a silver dude

by SantaCate March 20, 2022

silver spoon

in modern day street slang, a “silver spoon present” represents the use of heroin, as silver unlike other metals reduces the risk of toxins being released into the drug when ignited.

“she’ll never get her life together if she doesn’t get over that silver spoon”

by everyusernameiwantistaken November 24, 2020

silver bullet holes

What da Lone Ranger produces from plinking Coors Light cans for target-practice.

As costly as pure silver is nowadays, I'd imagine dat Tonto's "knight on a white horse" crimefighter-companion would use just regular lead-tipped cartridges when merely keeping his aim sharp; his successful hits would still produce "silver bullet holes" in dat they would make piercings in da shiny mirror-finished beer-pints just as well as his "for gunfights only" projectiles would have.

by QuacksO February 10, 2023