Mr. Softy

A soft, flaacid penis.

She had to tug a little extra on Mr. Softy to get him to stand at attention.

by Dick Onchin December 16, 2020

Mr Producer

A verb to perform online Akido to shine light upon a subject to millions

“Let me just Mr Producer this real quick”

by Will05.h June 14, 2023

mr. cross

A crackless crack head who enjoys yelling at teenagers and striking fear in the hearts of high schoolers.

mr. cross is such a crackhead

by Luxyasshat September 23, 2019

Mr Kabara

When you try to be a funny person but end up being an asshole

shut up you Mr Kabara

by PopKatTime December 12, 2021

Mr Drifter

Someone who crashes their car through someone's front fence when trying to drift their 2 day old car

What happened Mr Drifter?
"I fucken lost it"

by Murderinc3082 November 10, 2020

Mrs Quist

Mrs Quist is an evil science teacher dictator who will brainwash you into ‘talk to learn.’ Once she has the whole school in her control even the supreme leader she calls ‘mama j’ she will create the Quist dynasty that will conquer the world!

Oh no Mrs Quist is taking over the world. Again

by www.QuistPaparazziNetwork.gov January 21, 2019

Mr. Bates

when you ask for "Master Bates" on the phone at a bar/restaurant, the dude will go around asking where "Masturbates" is.

Is Mr. Bates at this table?

by Meepster May 30, 2015