Haver

Noun

One who has a lot of something, who prides themselves into something.
Often applied after another noun.

Not to be confused with the Verb, Not to be taken seriously

(person) is a Sex haver
is a Bitcoin haver
is a Card haver
is a Girlfriend haver

by Gab9 December 28, 2025

Sausage-Holer

one of those jerk wad American hating Germans who obviously have a bratwurst in their "hole"

Ex. 1: "Dude, Hitler was like King of The Sausage-Holers"

Ex. 2: "Honestly man, quit being a sausage-holer and just be nice to Americans"

by j_m_s August 1, 2008

Sink-holers

The opposite of big-breasted. Basically the nipples/breasts sink inward.

Dave: Did you see Julie? She is so flat chested!
Howard: I'd love that compared to what I saw last night! Valerie is one of those sink-holers!!

by miro nachos September 2, 2013

john homer

You cannot speak engrish. You do brack magic and are too good at it... wut du hell?

da herro i am the person john homer i can do brack magic and i drink brackish da water

by iamdabrackmagicmaster August 9, 2016

niklas hofer

Wow, What the fuc* are you talking about!?
This combination of these two words is so epic, because of Niklas and Hofer
that guy how's called "Niklas Hofer" could be veary happy!
This guy has one of the biggest cock's in the world.
He's smart powerfull(most of the times Over Powered), and a rly big cockstrong guy!

The power of cockstrong Niklas Hofer is more powerfull then any other in this world!

by Dremorac January 3, 2017

smoking homer

smoking homer is smoking dope/weed.

DMV rapper Boss Luchie - "smoking homer" track.

homer is homer simpson from "the simpsons" animated series - who will say "dope" whenever he messed up or injured himself. that's the connection.

"got my weed, that's that dope. I'm mad high." - "smoking homer" track by boss luchie

by SNE88 February 13, 2018

John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark May 30, 2018