home security guard

A term to describe a NEET (Not in Education, Employment or Training).

It is a better term to describe people that stay at home 24/7 without any set goals. It is not to be confused as a licensed security guard.
Jake: I've heard that Dan found a job.

Rob: He's only working as a home security guard.
by Inferine April 17, 2017
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close to home

'Close to Home' simply means the act of committing something less than savoury with your girls best friend.
Dumbass A; Dude i just totally boned Finola's best friend!

Dumbass B; Man! That was a bit close to home wasn't it?

Dumbass A; Yea, but as long as i be hitting that sweet ass - it's all gravy.
by Jingles July 23, 2004
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fuck home depot

a phrase or expression commonly used by home depot employees and frequenters in reference the outrageous prices and crappy service.
e.g. 1
customer: where can i find some screws
employee: on eighth street!
customer: fuck home depot.

e.g. 2
employee: my mom died and I have appendicitis, can I have the day off.
Home Depot: No! you shall work double today maggot!!!
employee: fuck home depot!
by Dant Mooney May 27, 2005
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request to simplify the language, avoid fancy titles etc. uses the idea that at home, people don't bother trying to sound impressive. calling a spade a spade.
"i'm an italian cuisine delivery expert"
"what's that when it's at home?"
"pizza boy"
by hepburn May 14, 2008
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canadian home invasion

When your partner fucks you with a denim strap on while using maple syrup as lubrication.
I thought that trying a Canadian home invasion would ruin my new sheets, but Tide got that shit out no prob!
by Chel Crow December 03, 2015
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drive it home

To have sex with your nieghbor
Me and my nieghbor sage drive it home all the time
by Howie Day December 17, 2007
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Home Bowl Advantage

Similar to the athletic competition phenomenon (home field advantage), it is believed that your home toilet bowl has an advantage over all others, in that your ass is more familiar with the resting spot ultimately resulting in a far more comfortable and superior performing shit.
Guy 1: Dude, hurry up. We're gonna be late.
Guy 2: Hold on a minute. I gotta take a shit.
Guy 1: Can't you go at the bar?
Guy 2: No way man, I'm not giving up home bowl advantage!
by Operation: Dinner Out March 09, 2009
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