helmet

um.. not that your sister knows what a condom is :)

ENTER: Little Timmy and Francesca.
Little Timmy: "Wanna ride my bicycle?"
Fracesca: "Sure, I think I need a helmet though..."
Little Timmy: "WHAT THE FUCK!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Enter Little Timmy and Mom.
Little Timmy: "mom, I need a helmet."
Mom: "Oh, you can just borrow your fathers. Might be a little big..."

by Danielle June 10, 2004

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Crash Helmet Hottie

That hot little retarded girl that you see on the transit bus.
The one that looks like a retarded Barbie.

Hey Frank! I saw this amazing looking retard girl on the bus the other day....a total crash helmet hottie she was!

by jeffkinkaid March 17, 2010

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Trojan War Helmut

the helmut shaped protrusion below a man’s waist appearing in the sheet he is wearing while attending a toga party

Alice was definitely pleased at the sight of Tyree’s trojan war helmut, she knew if she played her cards right she would be extremely lucky later that night.

by reginaandray December 14, 2008

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Helmi stream

a group of stars belonging to a dwarf galaxy that was devoured by the Milky Way Galaxy in a phenomenon called galactic cannibalism.

Scientists have recently discovered a Jupiter-sized planet belonging to the Helmi stream.

by uttam maharjan November 23, 2010

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Corn On the Helmet

When engaging in anal sex, and the man pulls out his penis, discovering a piece of Corn on the tip of his dick(leftovers from her last's nights dinner) .

"This year, My New Years resolution is to give up corn. Even though my husband enjoys finding it, I still blush when he pulls his penis out of my ass and discovers an undigested piece of corn on the helmet."

by Bombbomb & Cheez December 3, 2007

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