Dead Hard

To dead hard past the killer but fail 99% of the time and just end up on the ground exhausted.

"Just dead hard better" - Ruby

I dead harded past my divorce but now my wife is calling the IRS for my tax fraud.

Thomas said "just dead hard hard through the killer" and so I ended up on the floor.

by flyingpepegaweevil July 24, 2021

Fart on my hard on

An expression of shock or suprise similar to "shit on my dick"; Pootin' on a pecker

Brennon: I just found out I got AIDS

Ryan: Well fart on my hard on! that sucks for you!

by Frankie Puscher December 18, 2012

laughing hella hard

When you laugh 'till your sides feel like they're taking a massive shit that's ripping their little assholes.

Yo, I was laughing hella hard when Santa asked her if she wanted a toaster for Christmas.

by M00die November 19, 2013

hard-on for

To have an out-of-proportion vindictiveness toward someone or out-of-proportion desire to crush someone (metaphorically or literally). The person with the out-of-proportion feeling or the person on the receiving end of the feeling is usually male, but not necessarily so. Generally used with the preposition for.

God, Mark has a real hard-on for Eddie after Eddie got promoted over him.

That bitch, Katy, has a hard-on for Esther because she stole Katy's guy.

by dockrrrk October 19, 2012

hardboard guitar

A cardboard guitar, used for air guitar purposes. Robin Yeatman was the first to ever make and "play" a hardboard guitar in the late 70's, inside the Heavy Metal club "The Soundhouse" in London. The guitar's are fashioned to look like a lead guitarist's instrument.

Charlie plays an amazaing hardboard guitar!

by sixcopies August 16, 2006

Mikes Hard Effect

Named for Mikes Hard Lemonade, which everyone knows is a drink for women, but is probably really good, and if you drink it once you will like it and order it out with the guys and they will ridicule you forever.

Can be applied to addictive things (drinking, smoking, certain foods) or just things you don't want to like (appletinis, teen dramas on tv, crocs)

Michael is watching One Tree Hill again. He watched that crap once and now he is suffering from the Mikes Hard Effect.

by UNCFrady October 23, 2008

Hardcore Kids

HxC kids don't wear tight jeans, or have big hair, or listen to any bands listed above.

Typical HxC Kids have buzzed hair, khaki or gym shorts, and pullover hoodies.

REAL hardcore bands
Hoods
Hatebreed
Bane

REAL HxC Kids will don't do that gay "hardcore two-step" dancing talked about above either.

Leg tattoos are popular, but someone with all of the "stupid" piercings listed above like septums and large gauges is really a scenester, not hardcore

Hardcore Kids

Hardcore Kid, "Fuck those scene kids"
Hardcore Kid2, "Yeah, if they don't want to be in the pit, they should get the fuck out"

by drogomerta March 10, 2010