Hand Jive

Something a Matthew Amer does with furious vigour when speaking to Lee Latchford-Evans from STEPS. Also applies to John Barrowman and, in certain lights, Mike Read.

Matthew Amer caught up for a chat with Lee over a quick hand jive.

by Tom Bowtell March 19, 2003

hand of god

A technique used by experienced ravers to induce a greater high from an ecstasy user

Omg Justin you just used the hand of god on me and i feel so high right now

by enikesx September 11, 2006

Hand Fart

The act of one wiping own arse with bare hand, then wiping said hand across a victim's face.

"ahh, dude.. You got a streak on my face from that hand fart!"

"I just hand farted Dan and he puked all over himself."

"Dude, your face smells like hand fart."

by Perm Nasty November 17, 2009

Hand job

Three second blow job

i got a hand job and was sad

by mr.pickles/hand job November 26, 2010

Hand job

same as jerk off. a know knothing person
jerk off

What a hand job. Can't get anthing right.

by cpl8139usa November 6, 2003

hand slutting fuck slapper

Someone that is such an annoying drunk that you force yourself to leave the room to keep from beating thier face in.

Person One: Hey dude, that guys such a hand slutting fuck slapper.
Person Two: Ya I think we should leave before we get in to trouble.

by Cameron P March 13, 2004

hand-slammer

noun; a person who plays hand drums such as bongos, congas, or djembes; so-called because some hand drumming requires literally slamming the hand against the drums to make loud sounds.

Kathy loved watching Brio play the congas during the concert; he was a real hand-slammer.

by bongoman November 7, 2007