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Foreskin Cannoli

When a man with an uncircumcised penis overlaps his foreskin onto the head of a circumcised penis. The two men then jerk off until they ejaculate. This will fill up the foreskin of the uncircumcised mans penis making it look like a cannoli.
Two men bought a house in San Francisco and as a housewarming gift the next door neighbors gave them a Foreskin Cannoli
by Skeet The Hooded Warrior January 1, 2014
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Foreshot

Taking a shot of liquor from the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis
A foreshot is a shot of liquor taken from foreskin
by Jimhippo September 13, 2015
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foreskinning

The act of ripping ones foreskin off (whether accidental or purposely) during sexual intercourse.
Holy crap, Edgar, I ripped your foreskin off! I didn't know I was foreskinning you!
by Gender binary May 22, 2016
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wikipedia forensics

1. The ultimate beer-pong distraction, involving snapping while beating your forearm with two fingers and over annunciating the phrase "wikipedia forensics".
2. To investigate something by use of wikipedia.
1. We would have won the tourney but the other team was too good at wikipedia forensics and we tanked it.

2. Person A: Elton John was born in france

Person B: No way, Im gonna use wikipedia forensics, thats bullshit.
by ydgamer March 14, 2011
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Frankenstien's Foreskin

The dead, scarred flesh left as the result of too much cosmetic surgery.
After having her tits do the hokey-cokey one time too many, Jordan's bust still looked great from the top,
but the underside looked like Frankenstien's foreskin.
by TheBadFire December 29, 2007
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Woodberry Forest

a place where tons of dick sniffing fort builders spend their time doing two things:

1 - playing soggy biscuit
2 - making urban dictionary posts about how bad EHS is because their jealous
Woodberry Forest Guy - "Dude you go to EHS?"

EHS Guy - "Yeah"

Woodberry Guy - "Can I suck your dick?"

EHS Guy - "What the fuck. Are you gay?"

Woodberry Guy - "yeah...."
by Woodberry Headmaster October 4, 2012
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the smokable forest

Another name for Kingwood, Texas. A place where there is an ass load of drugs and stupid ignorant religious retards with absolutely nothing to do except gameforce or mountasia which is like 3 million miles away.
Dude, there's nothing to fucking do in Kingwood, the smokable forest. Let's go smoke some weed.
by Kingwoodsux October 13, 2005
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