Flapsturbation

The act of masturbating a penis that never gets hard.

I jerked my ween for like, 2 hours last night, but in the end it was just flapsturbation, as it never got hard.

Flapsturbation by Steven Spoilerg February 3, 2015

flapsexual 

One who is sexually aroused by low IQ individuals, yet who are very sexy.

NaticGalaxy: Oh I'm flapsexual ;)

flapsexual by NaticGalaxy June 23, 2021

flap-lapper 

A woman who performs oral sex on another female.
A woman with homosexual tendencies.

Stop being such a flap-lapper and go out with Tony already!

flap-lapper by audkap February 11, 2008

Flapalapagous

it is a simple dick fart

Dude, Chad I Just Flapalapagoused

Flapalapagous by A.ss J.ack September 27, 2008

Flabstacks 

An insult originating in Hull and now spreading across england referring to someone who is either very fat or someone you want to call fat.

"Hello Roan"
"Oh get lost Teal ya flabstacks"

Flabstacks by Harry Smidge April 13, 2010

Fapsause 

A sause emitted from the human penis after masterbation.

Hey turtle Derek sure loves to drink his own fapsause!

Fapsause by Billy teh kid July 13, 2010

Flagstacker

a term definitive to someone who repeatedly has sexual intercourse with less than desirable women. The unattractive women are the flags, and stacker means he's stacking them up.

"That nigga Jim a flagstacker fo' real"
"Man, did you see Jonny last night? He stacked 6 flags dawg"
"Flagstacking ass niggas up in this bitch tonight"

Flagstacker by BigJimandShady July 29, 2012