fivenines

five nines, as in 99.999%, something that is the absolute best in category. better than anything else out there.

For a geek, "five nines" means 99.999% uptime for your server, less than five minutes per year. For humans, it's something that's just over the top good all the way around with a big exclamation after it.

Your new girlfriend is fivenines. Nice one.

Did you see that movie with Val Kilmer? It's fivenines.

Your car rocks, it's fivenines.

Urban dictionary? It's fivenines.

by Derek Dakota August 25, 2007

Five Year Old Pee

When one walks into a public restroom, exclaims "Five Year Old Pee", steps up to the urinal, drops both his trousers and his undergarments, and takes a leek.

Billy yells five year old pee

by Killamonkeeee May 27, 2009

Five Finger Butt Blast

Noun - Anal fisting

My boyfriend, Mike, begged me for a five finger butt blast last night. Now my wrist is sore.

Jeremy gave Jacob a great five finger butt blast today, he said he's never gotten his fist so far up another man's rectum before.

by Johnny Jerk Off September 1, 2013

five dolla holla

Is what the discount hookers offered in NYC back in the day!

That ho was a five dolla holla

by thesandb June 28, 2016

Five dollar foot long

When a guy doesn't have much money, but he's got a big dick.

Girl: "I've been hanging around this new guy lately... he can't pay my bills, but his dick is enormous."
Other girl: "Ah, sounds like a total five dollar foot long."

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016

five nights at bebra

the best game of 2022. was made by BebraDev. basically about five nights at pizzeria. 4 middle-schoolers try to escape Saratov.

five nights at bebra is the best game. five nights at bebra is my fav game.

by fan number one January 23, 2022

live for five

The act of a girl having sex with 5 other guys.

Nigga...this bitch said she gonna get live for five!?!

by KaylaMarie41 April 25, 2008