Extreme Fuckedupedness

Reaching new, never before imagined levels of Fuckedupedness.

Roger's dick caught fire, causing a flash of extreme Fuckedupedness to descend upon him.

by Onyxbane November 12, 2016

Perma-Fucked

The state of being permanently altering your future or your body negatively, due to injury or a retarded decision.

I cut the nerves and tendons in my finger and now it's perma-fucked. I knocked a random girl up after a one night stand and now I'm Perma-fucked

by Bonnie's hubby May 4, 2017

Elbow fucked

When a dude is standing behind you while you're sitting and rubs his junk on your elbow.

I got elbow fucked while sitting at my desk and my coworker came up behind me and rubbed his junk on my elbow.

by php May 9, 2017

Monkey fucked

When you get screwed over

Sounds like your boss just monkey fucked you man!!!!

by Heatoshun October 24, 2017

day fucked

Getting wasted during the day

I got so day fucked yesterday

by Just the Truth. February 16, 2018

Double Fucked

When two guys’ dicks are in an asshole of most likely another man

Joe and I double fucked Dave last night.

by The big guy 1 November 25, 2018

Knaggered Fucked

Really fucked up

Government: You owe us money, it’s called taxes

You: How much do I owe you?

Gov: You have to figure that out
You: Can I just pay what I want?
Gov: No, we know exactly how much you owe us but you have to guess that number too
You: What if I get it wrong?
Gov: You go to prison

Me: That’s knaggered fucked

by Zinyak1503 April 17, 2019