Father Christmas

One of Santa Claus' many pseudonyms, along with:
-Kris Kringle
-Père Noël
-Sinterklaas
-Saint Nicholas
...and more translations in other languages.

Sammy: Mommy said Father Christmas might come tomorrow if I do all my chores today.
Kyle: You know she's just trying to get you to do your chores?

by Jinad October 17, 2022

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Fatherless Feminine Theorem (FFT)

This theorem states that any woman in the age of 12-22 , that has a father figure absent shall be a discord whore / egirl who talks to a minimum of 7 guys and a maximum of 18.2 relationships annually to get there attention act like you are a father figure and you shall win that ass

The Fatherless Feminine Theorem (FFT) helped me pull a fatherless e girl!

by RaidenCell November 1, 2022

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[Large Father]

To qualify to be a 'Large Father', participants must weigh at minimum 20stones and spend far too much time with their partner!

"Geee, we haven't seen Powell in a while.."
"Yeah, he's become a real Large Father"

by KezDawse January 19, 2009

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Founding Father Hit

The first hit of a joint or blunt whenever it has to be relighted. Especially when its almost done these hits totally suck and respect goes to whoever grabs the lighter to relight it.

"Dude is it done?"
"Na man but don't worry give me the lighter I'll take a founding father hit."

by SocalDreamer May 14, 2012

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