Fadawada

A subsitution of cool


This word was inserted into the English Language by dr david zhang of china. however some people believe it is really a codeword for his mission that is rumored to be china taking over the world.

Random Dude: U r so fadawada random dude 2
Random Dude 2: I know

by Tehpwner March 28, 2005

Fadi

Anyone who has a small pecker

That girl hooked up with a Fadi last night.

by WillDanceForFood April 21, 2018

Fabian

Fabian is just another word for gay in Swahili

That gay guy looks like a Fabian

by Bigdickryry March 25, 2019

Fabian

A fat ducking bastard that should actually go die

Fabian is a ducking fag, as well as smelling like a cheeto, what a schmoe.

by PotatoeYee April 18, 2019

Facial Johnson

The facial johnson (or the Iranian facial phallus) is a humiliating and painful condition. A facial johnson is often identified as a wart. It grows on the face anywhere above the eyes and is a particularly odd-looking wart, as it is shaped like a human penis.

It can vary in size and colour, in the range of 1 cm to 3 inches and a pale white to a deep Caribbean black (an annoying yellow colour is possible but rare).

The facial johnson can be caught in 2 ways: socialising with the infected and being a knob-face.

Billy: "Travis has been slug-wrestling for days!"
James: "He's such a knob"
Billy: "I know, has he got a facial johnson?"

Gunther: "Them fucking faggots are corking again!"
Abbey: "They're gonna get fucking bum-nuggets!"
Gunther: "And facial johnsons"

by flashkapOw July 14, 2009

facial penis

Big old nasty dick hairss

I would love to suck your facial penis

by Dick hammer jack September 24, 2015

Facial

Smoking a blunt to the face. Or a joint. Either way, smoking by yourself.

I went home and smoked a facial after work.

by Mexicoyo August 1, 2019