Evan

Evan is a ugly ass nigga who has no life at all and is always taken for granted he is the most horrifying person you can look at I swear if you look at him you will die fam if you know this specific Evan befriend him and run away fam

Jeff: Hey you know Evan

Ryan: Yea that ugly ass nigga, I almost died looking at him

Jeff: Honestly he worthless and ugly asf and can't get a girl

by XaddyFact November 5, 2017

Neon Genesis Evangelion

An anime people believe is "peak fiction" but is honestly really shit

James: have you watched Neon Genesis Evangelion
Jordan: No because it's not peak fiction and it sucks

by mad gamer boy December 4, 2021

evangelism

Something that most Christians should be doing. This is appealing to other people about the greatness, the power, and the love of the Lord Our God. You are attempting to bring them to Jesus Christ, repent of their sins, and accept Him into their lives.

Gerald Mann, Pat Robertson, and Arthur Caliandro participate in televised evangelism.

by The Kentucky Yankee July 27, 2005

evandro

that butthurt little 12 year old that disputes you on paypal and rages when he fails at getting his money back

don't be mean to the little evandro, he spent his birthday money on that

ROFL YOU'RE SUCH AN EVANDRO ROFL

that little evandro get pwnd by paypal

by TomTheNiceAsshole September 28, 2014

Neon Genesis Evangelion

1. Quite possibly the worst anime ever made...and that's saying something, since most anime sucks.
2. An anime show that involves a bunch of stupid kids who must defend the Earth against God (seriously...that's the story). God, for some reason, takes the forms of retarded dolls and geometric shapes to destroy Earth. Some say there is lots of symbolsim...but it really just plain sucks nuts...considering the fact that the creator was a depressive alcoholic and drug addict. No likeable characters (they actually get WORSE as the story progresses), and everyone dies in the end. The end itself is a crime against film making...you don't begin movies with 15 year old kids masturbating on other, comatose japanese 15 year olds...that's just wrong. People who think this is "teh gr8st anime 3var" have a pole up their ass or simply just can't get the fact that it contradicts itself over hundreds of times. People who watched this show and enjoyed it are the people who need to be sent to the front line during war.

I watch Neon Genesis Evangelion because I think it's symbollic!...At least I think it is...What's wrong with me?! I should kill myself for watching this absolute pile of shit. This show is meant for only 3 people...Pedophiles, Morons, and People Who have their Thumb Up their Ass! Which category am I?!...

by jose blanco April 21, 2005

evan craig

Great person with a lovely personality.will be very successful in life .has an amazing left foot but a ahit right foot.hes quite a handsome male

I would love to be Evan Craig

by Ayeeeeeeeeeeee11234466 April 14, 2014

Evandalism

Vandalism for the sake of the spread of the gospel of Jesus Christ

"Got any paint? Gonna go do some evandalism"

by fanatik August 25, 2014